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The woman I went on a blind date with is a massive eye roller
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The woman I went on a blind date with is a massive eye roller
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IMHO posted:
Did you remember to wear pants this time?
I've found chicks hate it when I show up on dates without pants on.
If you dangle to your knee I don't understand why they would.
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__Bonk__
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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And also for periods of time she crossed her arms in a defensive posture. I guess its probably good I couldnt read her mind. Most likely she was thinking, "GOD THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT" lol
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ZartanAround
Title: Torpid Curmudgeon
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what were you talking about that made her act that way?
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IMHO
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ZartanAround posted:
what were you talking about that made her act that way?
Bonk posted:
Audrey
 
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__Bonk__
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Well tons of different subjects. I think some of the eye rolls werent directed at me. I think whenever she disagrees with someone or an idea she rolls her eyes. I bet she is a terrible poker player lol
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Moe_Nox
Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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Tape porn pics to the ceiling before your next date with her.
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Bonzoboy1
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I used to date a girl who had slit irises, like cats eyes, most of the time she wore contacts to hide them. She was an eye roller and when she did it with her contacts out she was adorable.
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Bonzoboy1 posted:
I used to date a girl who had slit irises, like cats eyes, most of the time she wore contacts to hide them.
What what?
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
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Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Wow, those sarcastic eye rolls of yours are pretty impressive. You should be in the movies, big star with your name on it waiting. Sad that most big stars end up dying alone, I'd do whatever I could to keep that from happening if I knew one of them. By the way, did I mention you look sexy as hell when you aren't pissing me off with that eye rolling thing?
/cue pron music..
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Friarspam
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Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
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Don't listen to these fools, Bonk. HERE'S how you should have dealt with it.
first, WHACK!! A good smack to the face followed up with "Bitch, stop rolling your eyes like a calf dying in a rainstorm! Now, either pick up the check or it's back to my place so I can drill you in the pooper."**
**calf should be spoken "keff" for the full effect.
/hth
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