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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
You are led into a house wired Big-Brother-style so that cameras with night vision cover every possible angle. A safe exists in the living room filled with $100,000 in big bills. The TV host explains that the money is yours in seven days, under only one condition: you must refrain from having sex for 7 days, with "sex" being defined as "jizzing" for these purposes. Fapping counts and would lose you the money.

Also in the house are four very attractive and aggressive women. If one (or more) of them has sex with you, the money is theirs and you get nothing.

The house is well-stocked with food and booze, and has music available, but there is no TV, internet, computer, console, or cell phone allowed in the house. Also, there are no locks on any doors. However, violence or physical coercion are strictly prohibited.

Posters (Sobaki) may replace "attractive women" with "attractive men" as needed.

Could you win the $100k? I'm guessing most people here couldn't.

 

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Lyndrek  3 stars
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a week? sure.

 

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Friarspam  3 stars
Posts: 638
Registered: 2007-1-23 07:01:27
I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.

end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
Not sure I could.


Unless I got Sobaki's men.

 

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Allstarslacker  3 stars
Posts: 757
Registered: 2006-5-23 20:09:28
Easily.

One week isn't that long.

There's no sex good enough to be worth 100 grand to me.
Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
Friarspam posted:

I'd just smear feces all over myself and then tell them they were too ugly and mess with them until they avoided me.

end of the week I'd take a shower and go for pizza.



True... I forgot the advantage of natural repulsiveness that comes with being an Outposter

 

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Rhint  2 stars
Posts: 268
Registered: 2002-9-17 20:38:54
What kind of food is in the house?

If there is plenty chili, the women would not be wanting to have sex with me.

 

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Phlegm573  3 stars
Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
Damn! You people must be impervious to women.

Not sure that's such a good thing.

 

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cobane  2 stars
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
Booze, eh? Erectile dysfunction here I come! or not!

 

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Abaddon_Ambrosius  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
Lyndrek posted:

a week? sure.



Yup. Absolutely.

 

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