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IMHO  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-1 03:55:02
Z-Elder posted:

Another impressive thead by a self named disciple of Christ.



This.

I don't get it. I could understand(maybe)if you were dating, but you married.


Some forgotten passage in the Bible posted:

Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.

 

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Mastara  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-12-29 22:52:21
Thats what I said bonk.


Saying someone is fat is judging them? haha yeah whatever you say

 

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Scarne  4 stars
Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
Mastara posted:

Thats what I said bonk.


Saying someone is fat is judging them? haha yeah whatever you say


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Mastara posted:

I called my wife cause she knew her and I told her what happened. Then quoted the song to her, I said "babe, I got a fat girl on my jock". To which my wife replied, " I'll kick her a$$!" lol I got a good laugh


 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Jesus loves fat chicks too!

 

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Fist_de_Yuma  3 stars
Posts: 571
Registered: 2001-12-20 21:17:22
The key to how fathful you are is when some really hot chick who was not so hot in highschool starts hitting on you, and you do the same thing you did with the fat one. Good story, thanks.

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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Fist_de_Yuma posted:

The key to how fathful you are is when some really hot chick who was not so hot in highschool starts hitting on you, and you do the same thing you did with the fat one. Good story, thanks.



He'll never know

 

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-Myk-  2 stars
Title: Not a War Criminal
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Registered: 2004-11-15 19:27:42
you miss spelled guy.

 

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Z-Elder  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
LOL nice try.

The point is "show proper respect to everyone" Here is a woman you even know that gained weight for some unknown reason. Your response is to call the wife to dis the woman and also boast that you were hit on. Bad enough you have your own mental failings but you drag your wife into it.

God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble.
God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in them.

Then that wasn't enough for your ego you had to come here to boast that some girl thought you were hot and you shot her down because she was at the moment fat.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

Now all that is fine if you were a certain Swede but you have boasted numerous times about your Christain faith.

 

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-Myk-  2 stars
Title: Not a War Criminal
Posts: 373
Registered: 2004-11-15 19:27:42
HIT ON HIM WITH A HAMMER

 

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IMHO  4 stars
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut

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