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Vydor  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-24 21:14:09
Not many Bubbas don pink clothes and play with a pink driver, this is a Bubba cut from a different mold.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Z-Elder posted:

Bubba had one hell of a shot out of the trees for the win!



True dat. That was one hell of a shot.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Wasn't that after he blew the ten foot putt for the win? Was that the third or fourth sudden death hole?

 

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Ashmaele  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
Tiger needs his whores, can't perform without 'em

 

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Hsi_Kang  1 star
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Registered: 2003-11-8 00:08:30
2nd playoff hole and Bubba could've won it with putts on the 18th and 1st playoff hole.
Cawlin  4 stars
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Registered: 2005-2-22 07:58:42
vn_nnanji posted:

You can bet Augusta National was happier to give someone named Bubba a jacket than they were to give it to Tiger. Hell, half the staff at AN are prolly named Bubba!


Not really, since Tiger used to poop money for these people, but racism is fun!



Heh, that reminds me of a joke that was going around back when Tiger was just really becoming hugely successful and popular in the mid 1990s.

Some of you may remember Fuzzy Zoeller's remarks about Tiger's Master's win and what he suspected Tiger would specify for the meal - watermelon and fried chicken or somesuch... anyway... the joke goes something like this:

Fuzzy and a friend were sitting on the first tee at a private course when Tiger showed up and asked if he could join and play with them.

Fuzzy says: well friend, this is a private course and I'm sure you're not a member, ain't no colored members here, there's a public course just about a driver's distance down the road though.

Tiger says: don't you know who I am? I'm Tiger Woods!

Fuzzy says: Ah right, well for you it's probably just about a 4-iron's distance down the road...

 

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Z-Elder  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
I have way better hooks and slices , but to call one up as he did to get out of the trees to the green was amazing! Looking at the line out of the trees it was straight to the bunker some 40 feet in front of the green. Un real shot to hook it that far, in that short of a distance, and have it hit and hold the green.

 

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XeXy_SainT__  1 star
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Registered: 2011-10-1 17:29:18
No. You don't.

 

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Eager_Igraine  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-21 11:55:52
Z-Elder posted:

I have way better hooks and slices , but to call one up as he did to get out of the trees to the green was amazing! Looking at the line out of the trees it was straight to the bunker some 40 feet in front of the green. Un real shot to hook it that far, in that short of a distance, and have it hit and hold the green.



I think he was in the trouble he was in because of the same kind of horribad shot that got him out. Didn't both guys basically shank their tee shots into the woods in a mighty display of choking at golf?

 

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XeXy_SainT__  1 star
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Bro do you have any idea how impossible it is to hit the right shot everytime

 

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