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Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
I put a note at the edge of my monitor that says, "Did you remember to EAT?!"

 

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Clan Takada.
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Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
But eventually, it starts to become the visual equivalent of the refrigerator running... you stop noticing it after a few months.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
So you replace it with a different colored post-it note, and put it in a different place on the monitor's edge.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
And this helps for awhile, until you habituate to the new one and must replace it, too.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
When I'm thoroughly engaged in something... well, it's hard to describe. It's like my biological needs have an override switch.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
No, that's not quite right. The sensors for the various biological needs have an override switch.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Which sucks when it comes to the toilet, as you can imagine!

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Hazel-wudi posted:

Which sucks when it comes to the toilet, as you can imagine!



No, I don't wet myself. (Or crap myself either, for the record.) But if I'm really engaged in something, it will only alert me when it has reached... erm, critical volume, as it were.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Hazel-wudi posted:

Hazel-wudi posted:

Which sucks when it comes to the toilet, as you can imagine!



No, I don't wet myself. (Or crap myself either, for the record.) But if I'm really engaged in something, it will only alert me when it has reached... erm, critical volume, as it were.



So you go from not even being aware you have to go at all, to...

"WTF omg toilet NOW omg omg omg!!"

*runs to bathroom*

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
It seems like the one sensor that almost never goes on standby is the one that monitors the level of nicotine in the bloodstream. Sad, no?

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.

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