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Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Then on the other side of the wall, we have the Nympho. When it comes to talking about sex... omg, she can talk about it to where I'm blushing bright red, but she'll not look even faintly embarassed. Now to be fair it doesn't take much to embarrass me on that score, but still...


That's ok. I get back at her with toilet humor.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
And then near the Nympho, we've got Drama. Drama is named, not because she causes drama at work, but because she's always got some sort of brouhaha going on in her personal life, and wants to talk about it. A lot.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Across teh way from Drama, we have Bleary-Eyes. Bleary-Eyes is a new mother. Every time I've seen her kid, it's either asleep, fussy, or crying. I feel sorry for her, that must be hell to have to deal with. It makes me not want to have kids.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Near Bleary Eyes, we have Token Normal Person. Token Normal Person is a very nice lady. After you've dealt with her for awhile though, you sense she's as crazy as the rest of us, she just hides it a lot better.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Across the way from Token Normal Person, we have The Lil. The Lil is in her early 20's, and is very innocent and optimistic still. Most of us feel vaguely protective of The Lil, for that reason.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Then, we've got Foodie. I don't call her that because she's some kind of gourmet food snob (which is its usual meaning), but because of how much she eats! She makes sure she's always first in line, too!


She's not fat, either! I don't understand how she does it, honestly. If I ate like that, I'd look like the Goodyear blimp!

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Hazel-wudi  4 stars
Posts: 2,254
Registered: 2003-8-4 09:48:57
Smoketime, yay.

 

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Elistra, 275th level Battle Og -- Frostfell
Naughty lil mage / Kachiko Kaiu / Everyone's Mule
Clan Takada.
4,662 posts in one week, 3-9-12 to 3-16-12.
Yes, that was 666 posts per day on average, and yes, that was intentional.
Gones_Mage  2 stars
Posts: 448
Registered: 2004-7-8 07:11:11
+1

 

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Gones
Clan Takada
30x275!
CoffeeandBagel  3 stars
Posts: 502
Registered: 2010-8-28 19:27:13
spurt
Weakzauce
Posts: 11
Registered: 2011-12-27 13:13:39
Throwing in some spam for 20 post count, ty!

 

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Diablo's Eye - 275 Archer

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