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Registered: 2003-8-15 13:07:23
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Aeres, you are far from the mark.

Simon Fretter is not Heathor.
Simon Fretter is not Darklord.
Simon Fretter is not Gnostic Mag.
Simon Fretter is not Varicose.

Simon Fretter is Simon Fretter.

The difference between Heathor and Simon is like the difference between night and day.

As the records from the Swedish Ahnenerbe can clearly demonstrate to anyone's satisfaction, Simon is a 9th generational pureblood Swede. Heathor is some mongrel filth from the States.

Simon is a lean and muscular 130 pounds with 0% bodyfat. Heathor floats somewhere in the vicinity of 250 pounds.

Simon is a law major currently enrolled at Princeton under their exchange student program. Heathor is barely making it through community college.

Simon does not require the assistance of a dictionary, thesaurus, or google. I doubt the same can be said for Heathor.

Simon is not a member of Khao or Get Down, he is a member of Ruthless. Until recently, Lethal Wounds was his oldest vassal.

I have given a detailed biography on what I know of Simon here:
http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/116184854/p2

I know Simon in real life because he and I travel in the same circles. I am a lawyer for Kellogg Brown and Root and our firm is on his list of potentials.
I know him in-game because he often ran afoul of the Blackarrow Mercenaries. I will fill you in on more of his background in the coming days.
Gandalf_of_the_Shire  1 star
Posts: 135
Registered: 2001-12-20 12:15:37
Hey its that mysterious low-post account that shows up when people question Simon's identity.

Check his post history.

Trying way too hard, simon.

 

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reluke-of-tls  1 star
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reluke-of-tls posted:

they are one in teh same

herp derp duh
Asheron-
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Registered: 2001-5-7 20:46:47
Yeah I'll just tell you they are not unless he operates two distinctly different IP's at all times.

 

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Gandalf_of_the_Shire  1 star
Posts: 135
Registered: 2001-12-20 12:15:37
I don't buy that Heathor is Simon. I figure he's a single entity all by himself, and that he declines to identify himself in-game to give himself more attention on the boards and avoid any repercussions for his VN actions in game.

 

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FreestyleDT  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-10-14 14:18:41
I enjoy Simon on these forums.

 

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Registered: 2001-9-9 16:14:12
FreestyleDT posted:

I enjoy Simon on these forums.



Vulno is Simon. You heard it here first.

 

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hmm, they are both faggots...

 

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Simon_Fretter  1 star
Posts: 139
Registered: 2010-11-1 23:18:42
My most beautiful and precious gift, I find, is that people have taken me seriously when I have offered my flower of "authenticity" to them in regards to my identity. I have made in game appearances and given out many names on many characters, each individual seriously considering themselves special enough to be in possession of the answer. They are searching so hard for the truth that a lie will easily do, as long as it affixes on something that is personal relation to them. They want to be the special ones, they want to be unique and have the answers.


How does it feel, Aeres, that I have been literally pressed against your face in game, face to face. You have passed enormous wealth to me and I am quite right in saying that you've made me rich. Do you know who I am? Why don't you?


Give up the chase. This chase has no meaning. The answer is in front of your face all along. But you keep searching. Stop, and have that eureka moment.

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