FreestyleDT posted:
I'm terrified to fight Khaz because if I win that slothy mother fucker just might come and try to eat me in real life. Leather, you can fund all the baby ruth bars its going to take to distract his mongloid ass you son of a bitch. Backing out of tournaments is the ultimate bitch move. I don't believe it however, AK wants nothing more than to knock me out and he doesn't seem like the coward type.
I do want nothing more than to knock you out. OMFG I would do that and DQ myself and call that a successful tournament, but I'm busy and beat whenever I come home and long in for 1-2 hours and then log off and sleep or bury myself in reports. I'm far from a coward and you know that I've asked you countless times for 1v1s and don't back down from a challenge. It's just a busy week, and probably won't be on at the same time as you, so I'm giving my spot to Khaz, who is a better PK than me anyway. The rules of the tournament have not been violated. My character is still in the tournament, just a different person is playing it. I basically paid Khaz's fees and giving him a character to PK on.
It's warm out, more people are out and about and that's more shit for me to do.