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Author Topic: Can we please get a compilation of all the "epic" posts in here? [Locked]
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Junren posted:

i don't know how this is related to this thread but i've wanted to tell
vn about it all day. i was working in the clinic today when a chick came
in with bacterial vaginosis. it's nasty, don't let it happen to you
(gives your vag a petri dish like appearance and creates a smell so
horrible that you think you're on a fishing wharf on the atlantic
ocean). anyways, i was trying to figure out how she came down with it.
there has to be a change in the natural flora of the vag for this to
happen so i asked the woman if she douched lately. she told me she
douched with Mr. Clean, ROFL. i had to excuse myself for a minute to
leave the room to laugh. what kind of idiot shoves mr clean up her vag
and pulls the sprayer? anyways, the moral of the story is mehy don't
douche with mr clean because you will come down with some nasty
infections that'll make your life miserable. i know it might be tempting
but seriously, don't.

 

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-AK  1 star
Posts: 51
Registered:
KewtSquirrel posted:

-AK posted:

KewtSquirrel posted:

-AK posted:

ISO the post of Mage Jet trying to get his name changed after 9/11



lol! I missed that one... is that because jets were used?

well... "jet airliner"... not really jets hehe



Yeah, think he said his brother or some relative died in the towers, and every time he saw the word Jet in his name, it reminded him of the incident, and he found it offensive or something. Was a hilarious chat log with Admin.



oh damn well I retract my "lol!"



He was lying just to get his name changed. I am pretty certain none of his relatives died.
KewtSquirrel
Posts: 31
Registered: 2002-3-21 01:57:53
-AK posted:

He was lying just to get his name changed. I am pretty certain none of his relatives died.



oh wow

ok well then put that "lol!" right back in there and make it double!
the_black_panther_x  1 star
Title: I'm a son of a gun, want to meet my parents?
Posts: 53
Registered: 2000-9-21 13:24:08



lmfao, was that real?


Classic.

 

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Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.

 

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sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Sizlunt-DT posted:

I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.



Your post history is in the bottom right of your post.

 

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the_black_panther_x  1 star
Title: I'm a son of a gun, want to meet my parents?
Posts: 53
Registered: 2000-9-21 13:24:08
Sizlunt-DT posted:

I wish I could help but without the ability to look at my post history I can't dig them out.



http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/116391563/r116391616/

 

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Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
http://vnboards.ign.com/darktide/b5152/111057864/p1

 

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Commissars and pin-striped bosses roll the dice
Any way they fall, guess who gets to pay the price
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns instead of food today
It's all too clear we're on our own, singing ashes ashes all fall down
Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
This one, even though it isn't technically VN, was spawned by VN and I still laugh when I remember how much I enjoyed doing this:


http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=147093

 

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Commissars and pin-striped bosses roll the dice
Any way they fall, guess who gets to pay the price
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns instead of food today
It's all too clear we're on our own, singing ashes ashes all fall down
Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
Now, where's the Darklord one where he was making his gang?


And what about the one where TBT admitted to beating up Stabu or whoever that was?

 

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Commissars and pin-striped bosses roll the dice
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Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns instead of food today
It's all too clear we're on our own, singing ashes ashes all fall down

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