Find yourself in a German Pickle? Are Germans raining down on you like bombs? Is German zerg noises scaring you? Well, just try some of the useful tools in the PerfGerman Program! Let the Germans know you don't want to die or get mezzed, with some of these useful translations!


Nicht Toten: Don't Kill

eingehenden: Incoming

ficken Deutsch mich getötet: fuck the germans killed me

Es lebe Deutschland: long live germany

Ich komme Frieden aus Amerika: I come in peace from America!

Nicht hypnotisieren mich, Bru: Don't mez me bro!

Coole Geschichte Bru: Cool story bro

Sie wütend: umad?

Ich liebe den Führer: I love the leader

Nein, ich bin kein Jude: No, I'm not Jewish!


More to be added soon to the ever-growing PerfGerman Program!

 

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And for the Germans:


Take my oil and let me alive : Nimm mein Oel und lass mich am Leben

Do u have a German template? : Sind deine Resis über 18?

No I got a US template! : Nein meine Resis sind im Keller!

Looking for a decent >insert class here< : Suchen einen >Klasse< der mehr als 3 Tasten auf der Leiste hat

No, I am no native American : Nein ich bin kein Indianer

 

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What a disgrace for the Americans in here, that actually own a brain...

Further hint: make sure you are proficient in the language you write a dictionary for - otherwise you might display your level of stupidity even faster

@Krautter: excellent reply - but I doubt the OP will understand the irony

Haha, awesome

one more for ze germans

Hasselhoff: win

 

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Krautter was actually funny, the OP is just sounds bigoted.

This would be OK if it were funny, but the only way you can think that the OP is funny IMO, is to be an ignorant bigot yourself, because it simply wasn't. At all. Not even if you try to pretend you meant it all in a light-hearted "Hogan's Heroes" sort of way, which I don't think you did. It just simply failed.

Actually it sounds a bit like an angry kid got zerged in RvR today and is QQing about it using a sad attempt at popularist bigotry, by blaming the German newcomers for his woes. A few months ago it was the French, collectively of course. You guys are so original and eTough when putting down newcomers on an anonymous Internet forum!


Krautter on the other hand, was pretty funny! He obviously has skill in both languages. He manages to poke fun at both sides equally, and that's a key difference to not sounding like a bigot. Of course since you probably don't understand the language & culture you decided to mock, you probably don't actually get to understand why his post was funny and yours was not.

 

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Made my day!

Sehr geil

 

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Don't mention the war!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

For English only speakers:

Do u have a German template?: Are your resists over 18?

No I got a US template!: No, my resists are in the basement.

Looking for a decent >insert class here<: Looking for a >class< with more than 3 buttons on their qbar.

 

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