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BuffsteriaCantBuff  2 stars
Posts: 470
Registered: 2008-11-3 22:29:57
gamer4f3d9247e4b00 posted:

back in the day we rolled a gank guild and we all named out characters after kids toys.

My name was ANerfGun. people loved that one



Only 4 more posts to go, huh? ;-)

 

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Kahzee  1 star
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Registered: 2009-8-26 11:17:54
Mythic was just killed by EA

 

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BuffsteriaCantBuff  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-11-3 22:29:57
Kahzee posted:

Mythic was just killed by EA



Mythic was just killed by EA!....................................................
DAoC was just killed by Mark Jacobs!...................................................
You attack Yourmarriage with your DAoC Habit and hit for 1298 (+1100) damage!
You just killed Yourmarriage!...............................................
Yourmarriage just died. The corpse lies on the floor................................
You get 10,000 alimony points!..........................................
You get 1 child custody point!..........................................
You get an extra 10 years experience for being rested...........................................
Yourmarriage drops a bag of coins which Yourhusband picks up.................
Your share of the loot is 0 gold and some silver..............................
Yourhusband attacks you with his Lawyer!.......................................

 

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Abattior
Posts: 31
Registered: 2002-1-23 13:13:51
Not sure if funny, but I thought it was amusing...

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/sshot034.jpg/

 

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Stangkilla  2 stars
Title: I
Posts: 330
Registered: 2002-1-26 16:09:33
BuffsteriaCantBuff posted:

Kahzee posted:

Mythic was just killed by EA



Mythic was just killed by EA!....................................................
DAoC was just killed by Mark Jacobs!...................................................
You attack Yourmarriage with your DAoC Habit and hit for 1298 (+1100) damage!
You just killed Yourmarriage!...............................................
Yourmarriage just died. The corpse lies on the floor................................
You get 10,000 alimony points!..........................................
You get 1 child custody point!..........................................
You get an extra 10 years experience for being rested...........................................
Yourmarriage drops a bag of coins which Yourhusband picks up.................
Your share of the loot is 0 gold and some silver..............................
Yourhusband attacks you with his Lawyer!.......................................



I am really starting to like you more and more each day

 

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basiliskUSN  1 star
Posts: 70
Registered: 2011-3-4 09:30:08
Stangkilla posted:

BuffsteriaCantBuff posted:

Kahzee posted:

Mythic was just killed by EA



Mythic was just killed by EA!....................................................
DAoC was just killed by Mark Jacobs!...................................................
You attack Yourmarriage with your DAoC Habit and hit for 1298 (+1100) damage!
You just killed Yourmarriage!...............................................
Yourmarriage just died. The corpse lies on the floor................................
You get 10,000 alimony points!..........................................
You get 1 child custody point!..........................................
You get an extra 10 years experience for being rested...........................................
Yourmarriage drops a bag of coins which Yourhusband picks up.................
Your share of the loot is 0 gold and some silver..............................
Yourhusband attacks you with his Lawyer!.......................................



I am really starting to like you more and more each day

 

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BuffsteriaCantBuff  2 stars
Posts: 470
Registered: 2008-11-3 22:29:57
Stangkilla posted:

I am really starting to like you more and more each day



Comedy is the best medicine.

 

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Stangkilla  2 stars
Title: I
Posts: 330
Registered: 2002-1-26 16:09:33
BuffsteriaCantBuff posted:

Stangkilla posted:

I am really starting to like you more and more each day



Comedy is the best medicine.



That and sex

But lets keep it at comedy, and see if that leads to sex~

 

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Circa_Footwear
Posts: 18
Registered: 2001-11-20 20:21:53
Drake_Edward posted:

I remember way back in the day a bunch of friends coaxed me into joining them in a thid 8man with all chars named after diseases.



I'm pretty sure I was in that thid 8man!!

Who are you Mr. Drake Edwards??? Dating back to the Hib/guin mid/perc days....

 

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SaiyanOfDarkness  1 star
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Posts: 176
Registered: 2005-12-8 13:41:54
I don't see very many funny deaths in game, but this one caught my eye.

Hulk was just killed in the Shrine of Nethuni (South) by Juggernaut!

 

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