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Amurdora  Title: Scourge of Nsaney
Posts: 247
Registered: 2004-8-19 17:22:51
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
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Q: What has my wife never said to me?
A: I got big gums!
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Amurdora
Voltagex
Amur (insert something stupid here)
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PallyDog  Title: WoW Vault Staff
Teh Pyckles!
Posts: 991
Registered: 2003-3-4 07:09:21
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
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Q. Why don't you wear your dentures?
A. It was filthy and pusillanimous.
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"Pallys are simply self healing rocks." - IndridCole
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GT_mrpolarbear Title: Broverlord of the Brocean
Posts: 115
Registered: 2006-8-9 06:59:40
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: How was the sex last night?
A: I herp'd, then I derp'd, then I smoked a cigarette.
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Daimar  Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist
Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: how was the football game?
A: Ran over a jaywalker.
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LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar
babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar |
GT_mrpolarbear Title: Broverlord of the Brocean
Posts: 115
Registered: 2006-8-9 06:59:40
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: Doctor, how did you perform your first abortion?
A: $5.99
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Amurdora Title: Scourge of Nsaney
Posts: 247
Registered: 2004-8-19 17:22:51
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: How much did the jaywalker pay you for performing that abortion?
A: Dead puppies.
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Amurdora
Voltagex
Amur (insert something stupid here)
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Daimar Title: Moderator
DAoC Knight - Generalist
Posts: 1,518
Registered: 2004-11-5 08:02:09
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: what did you find in the sewer lines?
A: Like a greased pig.
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LGM Tailor x3, SC x3, AC x3, WC x3, Alch x3, Fletch
http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=daimar
babies cry a lot, but then they smile at you and you stop throwing them into the wall. - Goatstar |
GT_mrpolarbear Title: Broverlord of the Brocean
Posts: 115
Registered: 2006-8-9 06:59:40
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: What does your mother look like when she gets off the treadmill?
A: I don't know, but there was milk all over the floor.
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Amurdora Title: Scourge of Nsaney
Posts: 247
Registered: 2004-8-19 17:22:51
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: Is this a murder scene or the leftovers from a porno?
A: Norway.
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Amurdora
Voltagex
Amur (insert something stupid here)
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GT_mrpolarbear Title: Broverlord of the Brocean
Posts: 115
Registered: 2006-8-9 06:59:40
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Date Posted:
6/15/11 12:29pm
Subject:
*%$(^_OFFICIAL GALAHAD GAME THREAD_^)$%* |
Q: I have been feeling really stressed lately. I really think I want to kill somebody, I think that would calm me down. That or a very long vacation in a resort like facility where I could relax for a few years. Maybe both. Any ideas?
A: Down the hallway, second sdoor on the left.
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