"The honour is mine." Landric heard Milric's deep voice through the door and, a second later, saw the door knob turn. For some reason Landric decided -- that very second -- that he did not want to see Thrennoadae in her gown right then. Not until the ceremony.
With a shout of "Oh, I've got to change!" over his shoulder he went barreling down the hall and the stairs to the landing, where he made his way through the gathering crowds into the room where his vestments had been laid out.
"Has Predian been here?" he asked the attendant acolyte as he slipped out of his robe and held his arms out.
"

es m'lord, here and dressed and gone he is", said the young acolyte as he held up the first robe -- the alb -- for Landric.
"Alb!" giggled Landric, as he slipped his arms through the carefully pressed, white linen robe. "The name of that one always makes me smile." The acolyte nervously nodded and forced a smile as he wrapped the silver-threaded cincture around Landric's waist, buckling it in the front.
"NO. Not the dalmatic. The TUNICLE. The tunicle is next. How long have you been here?" The acolyte stuttered with fright as he slid the tunicle through Landric's sleeves and over his head. It was shorter than the alb of course, but heavier and more ornate. The white alb still showed at the bottom.
"Three months, m'lord," whispered the acolyte as he shifted the dalmatic, trying to find the front.
"This way" said Landric, and as the third robe went on he added "Oh 'tis all right. You'll learn soon, not to worry". Landric smoothed the gilded dalmatic with one hand and pointed to the chasuble with his other. "

es, that one is next. The funny-shaped one." He sighed as the gaudiest one yet slipped over his head.
"Okay four robes is enough." Landric held out his left hand and let the acolyte wrap the long maniple about his wrist, just enough so that it would stay fastened when he lowered his hand.
"Why the left hand only for the maniple, m'lord?" asked the boy. Landric looked at the acolyte blankly.
"I do not know. Frankly I don't care. I'll let you in on a little secret, my dear boy: I HATE all this foofery. So don't ask questions. Just learn how it all goes on and what it looks like in the end. And forget the rest." Landric turned to his desk and pointed at the next piece -- white linen straps with two pendants.
"Now this one, this one I actually like. The pallium. Now remember, the chalice pendant goes in the front, over the chest. And the cross pendant goes over the back. The Albion and the Ascension emblems. Yes, this one I like."
Predian guffawed as he entered the room. "

ou look like a CLOWN again" he said with a smirk.
"PFFFFF don't pick on me when I can barely move." Landric stretched his neck upwards while the acolyte wrapped the white linen amice piece around his neck and into the top collar of the alb. "And I'm not a clown until the MITER goes on" he said as the acolyte carefully set the large headpiece over Landric's greyed hair.
"

es, yes with the miter I now look like the King of Spades. Hand me my glass of wine!" bellowed Landric. The acolyte adjusted the lappet with one hand so that it hung from the miter over Landric's right shoulder, and handed the glass of wine to him with his other hand.
Landric smiled approvingly to the boy.
"

ou know you friars have it easy. None of this fancy gettup. Just the leathers." Landric said as he grasped the long and ornate crosier with his right hand: a staff curved at the very top, based upon a shepherd's crook. Landric hit the wooden floor firmly with the crosier, giving a good solid THUD.
"Predian, my friend, today you're looking better than you have in weeks. You look well again, thank God." Landric pushed his way to the door.
"We're ready. Lets do this. These robes are too damn hot to futz around in."
Predian and Landric walked out and to the back vestibule. "I hope you practiced your lines, Pred. You know how much time Threnn spent on those vows."
Predian nodded "Aye I have" as the two of them proceeded up the aisle, smiling and nodding to the many friends on both sides.
They reached the front, where they turned and waited.