"17. Used to sleep walk so bad that one day I thought I was in the bathroom peeing, while in reality was peeing on my sisters basket of stuffed animals. -- Awoke to screaming by my mother and my sister hitting me with troll dolls from across the room."


lol, I was a terrible sleep walker to, and had similar childhood experiences. Once, at about age 13 I awoke with a carrot in my hand that I apparently got out of the fridge and I was using it as a microphone and singing the 'Nylons' version of 'Sillouettes on the shades' while standing on the kitchen table in the complete dark.

It was the hysterical laughter of my family who woke me up after watching my performance for about 10 minutes or so.

I was so embarrased.

I won't get into the pee pee stuff.


yikes

1) My collegiate football career was cut short trying to set a school legpress record. 1000lbs + small slip = back problems for life.


2) Kissed my first girl 'cause her old brother said he'd beat me up if I didn't.


3) I'm named after an all-star football player who later in life threw his girfriend out a window.


4) I've been arrested for disorderly house back in the college days.


5) I've been drunk and naked on the roof of a house (see #4)


6) My first child was an accident, but gave me my wife and a second child. I owe her for that.


7) I could live off chips and salsa.


8) Coke>Pepsi IMHO.


9) I think IMHO is used too much. IMHO.


10) I used to be able to belch the alphabet. I can only get to Q now. (apologies to my office mates)

 

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21. this thread reminds me that, more than anything, i love when people are unselfconsciously honest. thank you all.

Doolally smells.

 

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<1) My collegiate football career was cut short trying to set a school legpress record. 1000lbs + small slip = back problems for life. >


My collegiate football career was cut short by not being good enough.

Doolally smells. like pretty flowers!

 

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-my secret shame!

hrm.


1) I had the pinkie finger of my right hand removed to improve my ability to play hockey.


2) I delivered my son on our living room floor. When the paramedic finally arrived he asked if I wanted to cut the cord.


3) I only sleep about 4 hours per day.


4) I stole a police cruiser just to do it... being stoned might have had some effect.


5) A woman once approached me on the street and complained that I was more beautiful than she was.


6) ^^ That made me blush ^^


7) I have written four complete novels (drafts really) that will likely never be published because I spewed out all of my imagination on roleplaying games.


8) Alchohal doesn't work, so I stopped trying.


9) LSD worked great, but I had to stop that too.


10) I am an intensely moral person. It didn't help.


11) oh bleh and I like GodSmack, AiC, Tad Williams and G.R.R. Martin, Excalibur, canadian whiskey, theology, and I think I'm addicted to Coca Cola


Pie is good too.

 

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1) I have liked Metallica since I was old enough to acknowledge that I liked music. I still like them, even most of the new stuff.


2) My favorite food is probably cottage cheese. It's weird.


3) I have the initials of the girl who took my virginity scarred on my leg.


4) I used to have very long hair.


5) I also used to be a drug dealer.


6) My father was a police officer.


7) I play guitar, and have been in a few bands. Even though I've done it, I have a horrible fear of the stage.


8) I also have a fear of being over water and being able to see it underneath me. Like a railroad bridge for example.


9) I met my wife in a Metallica chatroom on AOL about 8 years ago.


10) I despise working. If I could get paid to breathe, I would. But I'd probably hate it.


11) I have no favorite color. Infact, I'm mildly color blind. I can see colors, I just can't tell some of them apart unless they're put side by side. My grandfather always said "He's not color blind, he's just color dumb". He's a walking redneck joke.


12) My temper scares me sometimes.


13) I probably haven't "openned up" this honestly in a decade. Not while sober, anyway.

 

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****Telcontar, that must mean that you know how to shake what the good lord gave ya...or something...


Are you competing against other guys??

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Yes, competing against other guys. There is a guys section and girls section and the guys section is voted on by girls and the girls section is voted on by the guys.


Which then surprises me even more because I am not a good looking guy either. Why do the women keep voting for me!

 

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