If it depresses you too much Mara, you can cook for me.


mmmmm, peppered steak =)


Just trying to help out.


Hemmy

 

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1. I was born in Iraq, moved to London at the age of 1.5. Moved to Sweden at the age of 1.7. Moved to the states three months ago. I hate it here, and I wanna move back to Sweden.


2. I've got tons of tattoos, all of them are spiders except for the one of my sisters name. In arabic. Oh, and I've got a half sleeve planned, and more to come.

(Terribly afraid of spiders though).


3. Married the greatest guy in the world a month ago. Met him through Daoc


4. Speak Kurdish, Swedish, English and German fluently. Though, since moving to the states I seem to forget more and more swedish.


5. I've won several dancing contests, and loooooove to dance, especially out in clubs.


6. Meat is the greatest thing ever. I love meat, and I eat meat as often as possible. I've even had rabbit, bunny and raw moose.


7. Ran away from home when I was 17 because I hated my dad. Moved back when I was 21. Moved to the states 5 months later.


8. Never did any homework in ninth grade, almost never showed up to any classes, but still got the best grade in my class. How? No idea.


9. The thing I regret the most in my entire life is cutting my hair off. Had longer than Eina has now (down to my ass, brown and curly), but now it's down to my ears. I hate it everyday and I've even had extensions because I hate having short hair.


10. I've had 7 guys proposing marriage to me. Turned down 5. Got engaged to one, but found out that he was the biggest asshole ever, and now I'm married to #7. Plan to stay married to him until I die.


(11. My sister is the most important person in the world to me. At the age of 15, she's already smarter, more beautiful and more popular than me.)

This thread has become entirely too long... <phew>


Maybe they should sticky is as a who's who of percival

 

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1. My mother taught me to read when I was three years old, using handmade flash cards and Sesame Street books.


2. In high school, I was involved with choir, drama, writer's club, and Community of Caring.


3. I have waist-length reddish brown hair.


4. I have three birds (two pionuses and a cockatiel), and two dogs (a lab and a Chinese crested hairless).


5. I can't stand fish, except tuna.


6. My dream destinations are Japan, Australia, Ireland, Sweden, and South Africa.


7. I worked as a seasonal employee at a yearbook plant a couple years ago, typing names and captions into the books (by the way, the name "Brittney" and its variants are way overused).


8. Joe McIntyre from New Kids on the Block was my preteen crush (and he's still pretty hot).


9. The first videogame I remember playing was Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, at the tender age of four.


10. I am a spiritual person, but I do not follow any particular religious path or denomination.

 

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10) I was engaged for nearly two years to a Budwieser Girl.


9) I worked as a DJ in three strip clubs for two years, and a large night club for nearly four, both at the same time. I dated two strippers, and learned quite a few valuable lessons, that EVERY man should learn.


8) I have a rare gene disorder that has a 90% chance of inducing on my offspring, mental/physical retardation, Down's Syndrome, or death in the womb. Needless to say, I will not be having children of my own, unless I adopt. The disorder skips generations, and it obviously skipped me. This is something that I thank the power above for, every day.


7) I was involved in street gangs in my mid teens, till I was twenty. I was a very bad person.


6) I compete in tactical shooting competitions, and am a member of an indepenent police olympics team. Most people here already know what I do for a living anyway, which explains this fact.


5) I am currently sitting next to Voltari, who is playing DAoC, and believe it or not, is NOT CHEATING, while Hemmy, Froujke, Dace, and Mercy sit five feet behind me, making fun of the various winners who have posted in this thread (including me).


4) I was a professional motorcycle racer for three years on the AMA Formula 1 Circuit, went to three years of art school, and went to a culinary school (modern american food). I attended an all boys catholic highschool for three years (explains alot doesn't it, heh).


3) I am currently in my third year of a Masters Program for Medieval Archeology, Minor in Medieval History, specializing in Medieval Warfare, Society and Politics. Unfortunately, what would normally be a five year program, will probably end up being 8-10, as being a student with a full time overly-demanding job is not very conducive to college.


2) I love cats, and have one of my own, though, he has to stay with mom because my apartment manager is a mean hag. Unfortunately, I seriously doubt mom would let me take him back, even if I did move, as she has adopted him as her third child.


1) I do NOT look like someone from a Boy-Band, never hung out at the Peach Pit, or starred in any 90's pop-culture TV show, and cringe every time someone makes that comparison.


Want more than 10, ask.


EDIT: Honorable Mention Factoid: I feel really old.

1: I trust people to much.


2: I'm to emotional for my own good.


3: I am closer to my friends then my family (never even spoke to my brother up untill 3 years ago).


4: I'me very quite and shy in real life.


5: Have a very hard time making new friends (se number 4 for reason).


6: Am born and raised in Denmark yet Denmark is the only place in europe I haven't really visited (I only live here, never been to Jutland nor Fyn).


7: Have a VERY broad taste for music, everything from Norwegian black metal to classical music.


8: I get romantic feelings for woman far to easily.


9: Never had a girlfriend at the age of 21.


10: I wear glasses and can't get lenses since I can't get em into my eyes (I keep shutting my eye as the lens is almost touching the eyeball).

"8. I met the most wonderful woman via doac in which I plan to spend the rest of my life with. "


lol,... hmm , you plan to spend the rest of your life in her? In daoc? With her in daoc? I'm confuzzled


Anyways.. grats

 

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oh, I forgot this one earlier:


11. I'm a published poet

 

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1. I am 32 yrs old and alone with two kids, 6 yr old daughter and 1.5 year old son. The mother to them left me propably because I spent more time at the computer than with her.


2. I hate to talk in the phone and that makes me a bad friend never calling my friends to hear how they're having it.


3. I've played in the Elite league in a Swedish sport called Innebandy/Floorball. I also was a talent in soccer when I was young, but I was too lazy.


4. I am addicted to Coca Cola, but have decided to quit drinking it. Two weeks and still counting.


5. I only work weekends as a foreman in a factory making those gums that helps you quit smoking. On the weekdays I go to the gym, play online games, play with my kids, watch a movie with friends, or play soccer or floorball. I enjoy life at the moment.


6. I have an online NHL hockeyleague that I have been commissioner for the last seven years. I love the NHL.


7. I am from Sweden.


8. I love spicy food.


9. I haven't had sex since I produced my son 1.5 yr + 9 months ago.


10. My dream is to find a cute girl that also enjoys playing online-games.

"5. I only work weekends as a foreman in a factory making those gums that helps you quit smoking. On the weekdays I go to the gym, play online games, play with my kids, watch a movie with friends, or play soccer or floorball. I enjoy life at the moment."


God how I hate you


edit: But now I know where you work! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

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