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Cousin Itt
Cap'n Zukey
I spawned in Ann Arbor Michigan, 1971ish. Or so they tell me. I can't be sure I was even there.
Only child of an immigrant German mother and a land baron Scandanavian father, condemned to spend the first few years of my life on a farm in the middle of Nowhere, MI. Eventually pardoned, and shipped out to Catholic military boarding school for 8 years. Joy to the world. Right about this time, the old man goes broke.
Enter the Formative Years- Dearborn Michigan Public High School:
Choas. Bedlam. Anarchy. Sensory overload. OMG is that a girl? I had never seen one before. Took a crash course in Social Skills 101. Failed. Developed certain unpleasant and unhealthy habits. Cherish those habits to this day. They opened so many doors. And sometimes I still see the colors, man, the colors. Also picked up the Zukey name here. Because of the tavern. I won't go into details, they are sekrit.
Tried college. Wasn't for me. Naked chicks were cool, but the hours sucked.
Moved to Iowa City, Iowa (duh) for 18 months. That was cool. Did a lot of nothing, met Camel Jim in Iowa. Possibly the niftiest, shiftiest hippy I will ever have the pleasure to meet. He moved in right next door to me, and OMG the last 6 months I was there was non-stop party. Good ol' Jim, he moved 30,000 hits in a town with 50,000 residents over a 4 day weekend. First time I felt really and truly safe going out in public was that weekend. Feds came a'knockin' on Jim's door on day 5 of that long weekend. I tore off back to Michigan and Jim disappeared. He called me from Arkansas about 6 months later, said he had bought a farm and was growing rocks.
Never actually lived in Idaho, though my old man lives up there now. I got my car registered there, that's about it. Nice place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there. Too cold, they stop serving at 2:00am and all the chicks got fake tits.
Moved to Vegas in '93, because Vegas is, well, Vegas. And the market was good here, bad in Michigan. Still good here. Got a gig working at the Cox Cable, got married, got no kids, thank God, bought a house, got 4 cats, got two other hawt chicks that live with me and pay rent. Life is good.
Eventually going to sell the Vegas house, move back to BFE Michigan, buy a farm, and fall off the face of the Earth. OMG I can't wait.
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My vagina is a flower,
an eccentric tulip,
the center acute and deep,
the scent delicate,
the petals gentle but sturdy.
an eccentric tulip,
the center acute and deep,
the scent delicate,
the petals gentle but sturdy.
