And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone
Ok, let's see if I can be serious for 5 mins.
I was born on March 23 1975 in los Angeles California where i lived for 24 years. I grew up in West Hollywood in a very rough neighborhood. Times were tough, my father left us with nothing and being the man of the family I had to quit school and find work to support my family. First I got a job at a restaurant but i soon realized i could make 1000x more money gang banging. Things were bad, I was involved in drugs and hurting people but i did what i thought i had to in order to survive. I'd like to forget those years, I'm lucky to be alive.
The light at the end of the tunnel came one night in the form of a angel named Jennifer, she's the love of my life. She helped me get off drugs and finish HS. After grad i went to USC where i discovered my true love, computer programming. My friend got me a job at a small gaming company where i worked for 2 years learning all i could about programming.
We married in the spring of 1999 and had our daughter Ashley 2 years later.
We now live in Calgary Alberta Canada where i work for a oil company maintaining software/hardware for oil and gas exploration.
My hobbies include hockey,I got 65 goals last season (4th in our league), biking, skiing, movies, music, my dogs, beer, pirates and trolling ACF.
Sometimes my daughter sits on my lap while i surf acf and giggles at aon's photo shop pics(the one with Belt in a skirt had her lol), her favorite posters are the kitty in the pirate's hat and the monkey with the glasses(she doesn't like his new one as much).
the cabin we bought last summer, 80 miles north of Whistler B.C
I came a long ways from a punk thug selling coke on the streets of L.A to being a proud father and owning a summer cabin
My grandad would be proud
well that's me
love ya all
John aka FYC
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