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I was shat out to military parents in Talafoofoo Falls Guam in what amounts to a hut where I lived on and off for my first 9 years. A few years later my brother arrived and 9 years after that a opps was made in my sister. We moved around a lot when I was a youth, Guam, California, New Hampshire, Guam again, Florida, Hawaii, and Guam again. My first year of High School my parents decided they had had enough of moving and they moved back to Minnesota where my mother is from. (My male parental unit was born in Sweden)
Went to High School in Duluth Minnesota, was a excellent student who didnt try at all. My parents were divorced at the end of my sophmore year, best day of my life, because my male parental unit drank like a fish. Played Hockey, strange for someone who had never seen ice before I was 12, and Tennis and was the Minnesota state bowling champion for boys under 18. My mother took in one of my friends as a foster child when we were in HS because his mother was unstable so we grew up in a house full of kids and my mother. Graduated HS at 17 and went to the U of Minnesota Duluth, go Dogs!
Graduated college 4 years later with a degree in English and Comp Science and had no desire to teach so I joined the Navy. Was in the Navy for 11 months before I broke my knee cap and was sent home. Wandered around Duluth for a couple years doing odd jobs before I moved to Minneapolis to work for a company that ran the lotteries in multiple states. Ended up leaving the computer field because it was too unstable and came to AMEX last May.
I meet Tessa via AOHell while I was beta testing software for them, we ended up going to the MN State Fair and hit it off from there. She has nice bewbies but is very mean and makes me cry all the time.
Fun Facts about Cuttlery:
Broken noses 4
Broken Shoulder 1
Broken Knee 1
Multiple fingers
I once broke my nose running face first into a large pole while drinking heavily, the other 3 times have all been from females hitting me in the face, the last time Tessa elbowed me in the face and laughed at the loud cracking noise.
I have not spoken to my male parental unit aside from once in 6 years.
Green Bay Packers Rule
I touched a ex-nun's boobies once.
I look good in skippy clothing.
Cuttlery Sucks
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01-02-06