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Author Topic: March 12, 2005. The second skirmish in the war against oppression and the evil homer. (56k no) [Locked]
AxeonLC  1 star
Title: Drifting the Learning Curve
Posts: 241
Registered: 2001-10-12 08:47:11
Mod: This battle is complete and the forces of the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces were successful. But the war is not over! Stay tuned for next time.


-Remember. The names outlined in blue represent the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces. While the names outlined in red represent the evil oppression forces of darkness and pro simian world domination horde . During the 120 minute period that Axeon can edit the thread combatants from both sides may use Quotes / Pictures / Short paragraphs of described tactics / and clever jests to gain points. At the end of the 120 minute period the ref will decide who has won the battle.-


This is not a spam fest. The ref will be judging you on the quality of your posts, not how many you can make in the 120 minute period of time. Any team member who spams posts as quickly as possibly will recieve - 5 points for his / her team.


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"...after the battle and defeat at Cucumbatonia, the armies of the anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces fell back to their castles and strongholds in Ruxalvania to prepare for another assault. AxeonLC and his commanders gathered to them armies and warriors of many lands and races, all of whom shared the common desire for a united Ruxalvania and Cucumbatonia under a free and noble democracy where the people could flourish and live in peace. And most importantly, no -1313-Evil_Homer.


Many months passed as armies were rebuilt and troops trained. And despite knowing he was outnumbered, Axeon led his forces back to the evil lands of Cucumbatonia for a second time...."



Both sides have now brought out the flagships for their naval fleets, and these two ships (named below) are legends throughout the lands of Ruxalvania and Cucumbatonia. Both ships sail at the forfront of their respective armies, and will engage in most deadly naval combat.


ASAOCF = The Totalitarian Tortoise

EOFDPSWDH = The Combat Wombat


The anti-simian anti-oppression coalition forces (ASAOCF) =


AxeonLC - High Commander of the anti-oppression forces / eskimo clubbing master

Deceiver112 - Lieutenant Commander Cavalry Division

hunter4444cjv - Infantry Marshall

Trahana - Chief Medical Officer of ground forces (complete with cute outfit)

Never.Winter.Knight - Commander of Ninjas and Stealth Forces.

Halion - Admiral of the fleet (aboard the Totalitarian Tortoise)

loki_d20 - Zoologist / Beastkeeper.

.Sylva. - Quartermaster / Chief Huntress

rotnn - Infantry Corporal (in charge of punching people in the face)

Malik_Gynax - Leader of the Rat Flail Division

Caoilin - Assistant Quartermaster / Huntress

Kah_HG - Beaver Brigadier General

Urfdsers - Agent 009, Master Assassin.

Saeth1 - Chief Tactical Officer of the Totalitarian Tortoise

Kathea - Chief Medical Officer of the Totalitarian Tortoise

-Shenanigans- Second in command of Ninjas and stealth forces.

Lyndrek - Artillery Captain (Archers!).

feidi - Paratrooper Commander

MyahRain - Naval Medical Assistant.









The evil oppression forces of darkness and pro simian world domination horde (EOFDPSWDH) =


-1313-Evil_Homer - High Commander and evil simian warlord

The_Original_Sass - evil lady, armored tank division leader.

LordInsane - A lord who is insanely evil. / Marshall of Infantry

Kestrel - Grand Admiral of the Pirates of the Evil Overlord.

-Sykes- - Evil Medical Assistant...the one without the cute outfit.

Billbo_The_Great - Horde Master (master of the evil horde!)

-Hanafi- - Evil Admiral of the Fleet.

-1313-Evil_Homer's Dog - Canine warfare specialist.

Molly - The divine and powerful.

RoxBox - Evil Quartermaster / Army wardrobe manager.

Gfn_ff - Agent 0012. Master evil spy.

Shavnir - Paratrooper, with an evil looking parachute

Campbell_FF - Beastkeeper / Zoologist

Kaessa - Scottish Barbarian Horde assistant Manager

trylesta - Chief Medical officer of The Combat Wombat

The_Original_Sass - Chief Tactical officer of The Combat Wombat.

spin54 - Diplomat and Negotiator for the evil armies.

princess_sarah - The evil princess, duh.

Synnah - Artillery Gunner / Field Marshall.

--Eloewen-- - The other evil princess / Assassin.

JavaDragon - Paratrooper Assistant Commander









Cheating Attempts (updated until 120 minute time period has passed) =


ASAOCF = 2 (Kathea used a michael jackson picture) (Urfdsers got confused and attacked his own team kinda)


EOFDPSWDH = 2 (Billbo_the_Great used a thimble) (spin54 used a seizure picture)


Ref =


Barrien - because no good war is complete without a ref!





War Barkeep =


ShalisR - everyone needs a drink or two when the fighting gets intense!





Cheerleaders =


Xerintha - because she likes to cheer!

Ldy-Savannah - early morning cheerleader!

caffeino00 - because caffein makes you jumpy

Lynea - rah rah rah!

Gingersnap727 - because more cheerleaders are always needed!

Alystrial - last minute cheerleader!





Good luck to both armies, lets go!

 

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Malik_Gynax  1 star
Title: ACF
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Posts: 75
Registered: 2001-12-27 19:17:49
The silly simians will fall for certain this time!

 

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AxeonLC  1 star
Title: Drifting the Learning Curve
Posts: 241
Registered: 2001-10-12 08:47:11
Indeed commander Malik! Send in the rat flail division!


 

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Billbo_the_Great  1 star
Title: *Munch* *Munch*
Posts: 87
Registered: 2001-7-18 18:37:53
Hah, you failed last time, why try again against us?


Especially that Rat flail, man did that division get owned.



Malik_Gynax  1 star
Title: ACF
Movies Guru

Posts: 75
Registered: 2001-12-27 19:17:49
My rat flailers are new and improved. I've seen to it that they learned just how to give their enemy's the plague, while avoiding the plague themselves. Rat flails are something you must be careful with, you know.

 

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Go Teams!!
rotnn
Title: Power Metal
Posts: 30
Registered: 2003-2-3 15:17:14
PUNCH TO THE FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!


This one's for you, Homer!


 

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Billbo_the_Great  1 star
Title: *Munch* *Munch*
Posts: 87
Registered: 2001-7-18 18:37:53
Hmph, well that's poor, you JUST got them to learn the thing they should have needed to know to join in the begining!


Malik_Gynax  1 star
Title: ACF
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Posts: 75
Registered: 2001-12-27 19:17:49
It seems that the simians are afraid to face us today!

 

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Malik_Gynax  1 star
Title: ACF
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Posts: 75
Registered: 2001-12-27 19:17:49
Indeed, Billbo. They may have plagued themselves last time, but not this time. You're getting bubonic'd beitch!


Death via alliteration.

 

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