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Immortal_Haze  2 stars
Posts: 498
Registered: 2002-1-31 17:54:09
That's a great spider story lol. I'm not normally afraid of spiders, but I remember seeing one damn big one watching me from under my desk...freaked me out a bit. Sent my attack cat in on the job!

 

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letemfly
Title: Like 6 chicks srsly
Posts: 17
Registered: 2002-11-27 13:20:18
I wanna read the life story.

 

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-VoSixkiller-
Title: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Posts: 39
Registered: 2000-4-4 00:31:56
I hear he has the unusual ability to fall up stairs.

 

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-satansmurf-  1 star
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LoL.... Yes, up stairs. I also sometimes get stuck *under* pool tables


Well, let us see...


I was born in Portland, OR in 1970. I am first generation US from my mother's side (they are French/French Canadian) and 5th Generation on my fathers side - Welsh/Irish immigrants from back in the day. My parents met and married in the Peace Corps in Nigeria (where, incidentally, is where I was conceived.) My parents were the true hippie sorts - we didn't even have a TV until I was 8 and didn't have cable TV until I was 16. I have a sister - Heather - who is 10 years younger than me.


I did the public school education, but tended to have more fun outside of school. I took up Violin in kindergarten, started also on Cello in 4th grade, switched from Violin to Viola in 5th grade, and added piano in the 8th grade. I belonged to a variety of groups (from the Portland Youth Philharmonic to various quartets that we would play at weddings, etc.) In middle school, I would hop a bus downtown to a "Saturday Market" and play viola/cello to make some extra cash.


I started soccer in kindergarten as well, and played all through high school then switched to rugby in college. I am not really athletic, but do enjoy remodeling, etc.


I was always into tinkering, electronics, animation, etc. I have done everything from setting the middle school science lab on fire (that will teach them to give *me* fire and tell me to see how much heat I can conserve) to blowing an entire floors electricity in a capacitor experiment in high school. I did an internship during high school at Will Vinton Studios working on a few small commercials (it is an animation company.) I also made a series of animated claymation movies staring Dirk the Daring when I was .. oh.. nine to eleven years old. Used an old Bell and Howell super-8 camera, a hand editor/splicer and a projector.


Like any kid in that era, Atari ruled initially, replaced soon by Sinclairs, Vic-20s and C-64s.. and then x86 came rolling along. I took a few years of BASIC programming classes in middle school and helped write an award winning game with our teacher and classmates (Dr. Dr.) on some TRS-80 Model IIIs. Took some Pascal, etc moving forward as well. But was mostly just an "end user" for all practical purposes once I got into high-school and until I left college.


I took five years of drafting/architectural drafting in High School (I took classes at the HS while I was in middle school, they were right near each other.) I thought I wanted to be an architect - until I found out how nasty, ugly, competitive that industry is.


I went to Reed College in Portland - starting in their Nuclear Physics program. But.. they used Apples in their nuke lab and they drove me nuts. I also started taking a lot of.. mind altering substances, so I decided I should switch majors - so I went with Mathematics. As it turns out, that is also not good if you are ingesting large quantities of mind altering substances, so I switch my major again - to Philosophy ..


I married my high school sweetheart, which ended in disaster - but did yield two really great kids - Eli (11) and Claire (9). I could go on for hours about them, but will save you the boredom


For work, I have done everything from grocery (clerk, cashier, asst. product manager) to pizza delivery to doing live animal demonstrations at the Oregon Zoo. I worked for 7 years at a coffee roasting company that started opening retail stores, which was interesting. We went from only little retail store to 70-something of them in five states. When I left, I was IT Director (having previously been Master Roaster, Store Manager, and Regional Manager) - it was at this company that I got back into computers...


Post divorce and having left the coffee company, I worked for a while at Sprint (T2/3 dedicated line support ¡V ISDN, T1, etc.) but when they merged with Earthlink, I ran away fast. I then moved to Seattle to work for a software company, and is where I am still today


I have remarried to a *great* woman, recently moved into a great house and am having a blast with the kids. And loving my job as well


All I could think of off the top of my head..


Edit:

Smurf Fact #1:

I was the 3rd Generation to graduate from US Grant High School in Portland, OR.

Fenlenus  1 star
Posts: 106
Registered: 2002-7-20 05:42:48
Nice to know more about ya.

 

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MorRon_QArk
Title: Wake me when it's over
Posts: 6
Registered: 2001-12-20 04:45:07
Awesome dude


MQ

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
Didn't know you worked so many places, cool makes you more, well real I guess.


Don't forget me if you come out here now.


I did enjoy those brewskis at claim jumpers.


Hope we can share some more next time.

 

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-satansmurf-  1 star
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Well, I can wave to you from up high while on next few trips to China
vn_anon63xxx  2 stars
Title: Darwin's Revenge
Posts: 251
Registered: 2001-3-12 14:43:10
You forgot the part about becoming a fallen angel.


There must be more to that story.
Baltorn
Posts: 17
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Hello SS Don't work too much

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