Alrighty here it goes folks this will be in first person to make it easier on everyone.
(I hit a wrong button on my mouse and ended up losing EVERYTHING that I just spent the last 30 minutes typing so i'm going to do this fast)
I was born on April 18th 1978 in Valejo CA a bouncing baby brat. My parents couldn't have been happier well yeah they could have been if I was a girl but hey. I'm the second of two children my sister being 9 and a half months older than me.
My mom left my dad when I was two and packed up my sister and I for a five day Greyhound trip from CA to Hoosick Falls Ny where we lived with my grandparents for a year. After that year was up my mom moved to Benningtion VT of which I call my home town.
It was in bennington that my mom met her lesbian partner who she'd be with for the next 22 years. Of course at first I didn't think I had a strange homelife cause I had two parents just like everyone else.
My first real memory is of my hands being getting slammed stuck in a window that closed by itself. It broke every single knuckle in my wittle hands. Thankfully hey healed properly and only give me a little problem these days. My
parents ended up moving 3 times around the city of bennington before settling in a trailer park on the side of a mounting. A mountain that became my back yard and playground for the next 14 years.
Growing up wasn't easy for me because I eventually found out that my mom and her partner were lesbians and exactly what that ment. And kids being kids, since my mom was a lesbian that made me gay by association. Silly kids.
I wasn't allowed to play sports as a little kid or do gym class and participate in recess cause I was an epileptic. It wasn't until I was 15 my doctor declared that I had outgrown my epilepsy. My last episode was when I was 13.
I had two pets as a kid growing up. Well two that I would call MINE. My parents pretty much declared their house a home for wayward cats. At one point we had 35 cats in the house. Imagine getting up at 5:30 am to get ready for school and having to feed a herd of starving felines. It ain't pretty and I still have battle scars.
As for my two pets I had a cat named Snotty and a dog named Kuma. The cat I found on the side of a road as a sickly kitten and nursed him back to health. He became the best cat every and the strongest cat i've ever seen. He didn't bring home mice and small birds as presents he brought home Rabbits (full grown), squirls and one time a fox. He was pretty messed up after the fight with the fox though but you could tell he was proud.
The dog I had was a christmas present from my parents the only present that I got that year and the only thing I wanted. A siberien husky
. He got his name because the first sound made when my parents gave him to me sounded like Ruma. I only had him for 2 years before a vengful kid on the trailer park got him killed. I beat that kid up every day for a week afterwards.
I only really had two friends growing up and to this day they are the two people that I would ever call my best friends. We used to do everything together. We were often refered to as the Three Stooges. No matter how hard we tried no one would refer to us as the Three Muskateers.
Contray to popular belief I haven't always been smooth with the ladies
. In highschool I really only had two relationships both failing miserably. First one lasted two weeks the second one three weeks. My friends said that the way it looked by the time I was 50 i'd have a relationship that would last a year. And right now it's looking that way
But here's something for you to laugh at, a picture of me and my prom date.
I barely graduated highschool because I sucked and still suck at english. I failed freshman english 2 times and english2 once. I also did NOT have an affinty for learning forgein languages. I am to this day as far as I know the only person allowed to graduate Mount Anthony Union High School without a the three language credits required. Instead I learned, Pascal, Fortran and C++
Hey they're languages!
Also during high school I suffered from two medical problems. I had the mens version of breast cancer and had surgery to remove it. Thankfully it's all gone but I have the scar and lack of muscle in the right side of my chest to prove it!
The second thing was a degenerative knee disorder that inhibited something from growing. To this day I still don't know exactly what it was but every week I had to get shots that hurt something fierce.
Upon graduation I shipped off to the Air Force where I was promptly sent home after 4 weeks. I failed the Psyc eval and I have bad knees. So now you know my mental problems are long term
After getting back home I moved back in with my parents and got a job at block buster. I ended up becoming friends with a co-worker that was from florida and we became room mates along with his girlfriend. Three months later we all decided to move to florida.
In florida I had my heart broken by a red head. I worked for a roofing company, Steak n Shake and Best buy. In florida I had my first sun stroke and was attacked by killer fire ants. After living in florida 9 months something really cool caught up with me in the mail. A scholarship to MIT for a year that had been lost in the mail since the middle of my senior year. You can bet your bum that I packed my stuff and was off to MASS as soon as I could.
I lasted at MIT 2 months before I got kicked out for insulting three teachers and tampering with all three teachers computers. They all had it coming to them I swear! I'd tell you all about the things I did to their computers but so of it would get me banned. Lets just say it involved editing start up files to play certain audio files at full volume. The only way to stop them was to turn the computers off. But these teachers were not computer literate at all.
So in mid 97 I was back in VT living at my parents house yet again. I met up with they of two Stooges again and we all started hanging out again. I ended up working at Subway with one of them and this was the year that I developed a love for PAINTBALL!
That was a fun year for sure. Playing paintball with my two best buds, working an easy job and drinking heavily.
Then I got bitten by the travel bug I NEEDED to move. I'd already moved like 5 times in 2 years so I felt the need to do it again.
I ended up getting a job traveling around selling soap door to door. Thats right the MSS you know and love was one of those annoying traveling sales men! I only did that for about6 months before I got sick of it. One day when I got dropped off in the area that I was to walk and knock on doors I just headed for a payphone and called an aunt that lives in PA and she wired me some money to take a bus there.
I lived in PA for a year working at a factory that made wood stains and concrete stuffs. I also worked part time at a Sun Coast Video for some extra money to spend on my favorite sport at the time FENCING!!!
Those are MY purple socks you are laughing at.
After a year in PA I moved back to VT this time with the money to get a place of my own when I got back there. Once there I worked at Subway again and also got a job at a local 3 star restaraunt as a waiter/bartender/host/banquet coordinator/manage All in that order. But the time I got up to being the manager of the place I was making 2k a week salary but I loved the job and didn't mind spending 12-14 hours a day there. Course I still made time to go play.
It was during this period of time that I lost my virginity at the age of 21. Yep I waited a long time and was glad I did. Course it wasn't a happy ending. The woman got pregnant because of one broken condem. So yep MSS became a father, but there were no feelings between girl and I she was ended up only sleeping with me to get someone else jealous. I wasn't happy of course when I found this out.
I was of course going to be a man about it and set up a child support payment but she wouldn't have anything to do with me. She was a spoiled rich girl and didn't want child support so she filed papers that if I signed i'd give up all rights to the child and not have to pay. In anger I signed them and regret that every day. But moving on........
I got big into cycling as well as back into paintball again. It was during this time that I also found my love for 1st gen RX-7s. I found a beauty of one that just begged to be loved. At the time I had 17k saved up for a new car but I bought this one for 2k and sunk the rest into making it purdy. After 3 months of owning it I fell asleep at the wheel after a long day at work and wrecked it. No one knows how I survived the crash as a matter of fact I was told that I stopped breath while the paramedics where getting me out of the wreck. Surprisingly the only things wrong with me after the accident was three broken ribs two fractured ribs and a major cuncussion. The doctors said that I just went into a really bad case of shock and my body shut down.
It's a wierd sensation waking up with a tube down your throat for sure. Course the first thing I did when they took it out was hit on the nurse
She was a hawty.
AFter the accident I quit my job at the restaraunt and bought a cheap car and started delivering Pizza and working at subway again. The delivery job was a great one. I ended up meeting a girl that would order a pizza EVERYNIGHT request me and I would go over to her house for a quicky on company time
course i'd go over there after work too
I ended up moving to Ny for a while and worked as a carpenter on a farm. I was incharge of building chicken coops, reparing fences and over maintenance on the houses on the farm. I fell for the farmers daughter and well you can guess some of the details. Anyways this woman really wanted a kid and we talked about it but I wasn't ready to go through all that at the time. Well she ended up tampering with all the condems that I had and got pregnant. She confessed what she had done to me later. Again my anger got the best of me and I broke up with her. She felt really badly and didn't want me to suffer for something that she wanted. She was going to refuse the child support payments as well but I forced her to take them. Yes I wasn't going to have anything to do with the child but I wasn't going to let the child not have things.
At court when filling the papers we put in a clause that I would stop the payments when and if she got married. As of Februrary of this year I am no longer making those payments.
You may think of me as a bad person for giving up all rights to two children but I don't care. I did what I felt was right and I know the kids are happy.
Moving along!
This is around the time that I moved to AZ. I'd been playing AC for about a year at the time and had some close in game friends. Two of whome were married. When I told my friends in game that I was looking to move again these two said I should move to AZ so I did.
I was in AZ a grand total of a month when the wife left the husband for a woman........ Funny how lesbianism seems to follow me everywhere......
So after 20 years of marraige these two get a divorce and i'm almost up poop creek without a paddle cause I didn't have enough money to get a place of my own yet since I was staying with them. Well one of my co-workers at the subway that I was working at loaned me what I needed to get an apartment and thats pretty much were my long stay in hell started.
Many of your pretty much know about my life since moving here cause this was about the time that I was kicked off the WE boards for spamming to much and DNO invited me over here.
I've had more relationships here in AZ than I ever had anywhere else and thankfully no more little MSS babys. Course I think there is something in the water around here cause the women are more Psycho!
Yes Dys did paypal me 10 bucks to take a girl out and the way it ended wasn't cause of me fumbling Dys! She confessed that she was married and was having trouble at home. She was planning on cheating on her husband with me but changed her mind because she really does love him. So I guess I did a good deed. She said something about how I reminded her of how sweet her husband is.
Of course her in AZ the Chevron Files were created something that many ACFers looked forward to everyday that I worked. Sadly I lost that job and now work at Wal-mart. The great company that sees fit to change my shift and days off weekly and on short notice JOY.
Thats pretty much the history of MSS in a nutshell. I didn't see the need to repost things that many MANY of you know.
Hope you enjoyed.
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