There was like this one time, i saw like a scout, he looked mad dirty, like a super sized saracen, i swear he was dirty, he had like bigzor bow with him too, so i laughed at him for being dirt like rofflzor roffle lololol!! he then slapped me like mad hard and i had to like super max control myself to not cry :\ so instead of crying i was like omg lololo cant u hit harder?!?!? u hit like a girl lololo!
so then he got like really maxxor pissed off and stealthed, he vanished! rightinfront of me! and i was like rofflez irl scouts cant vanish!! and i spitt right into the air cuz i could still see him in stealth, it hit him, and i was like omfg haha robble robble pwnt by spitt. Then i saw him draw his bow, i was like max crazy omg haha robble, i almost cried again like wowzha. But then like, all suddenly he shot his bow like whoha hard, and i was like seeing my wholezor life pass between my highlander ears, then i realized i wasent dead and i was like omg omg omg! i started to lolzor the scout missing me , but he was like, dude seriosly, that elf there behind u was gonna be rude dude so i was shot him rofflez! he was a easy kill dude! so i turned around , watched the elf and i was like omg rofflez, how i could i not hear him?!? so i just was like lololo @ u elf! u died lolol.
then i was like gonna join him and stuff and i stealthed too, but this time i couldent see him so i was like YOOOO scout, and he was like tuudiluu, and i was like rofflezz lololo how can u say tuudiluu instead of like something max ownage, but he said tuudiluu was his combat shout, so i was like roffle lololo in stealth when he couldent see me, but i think he heard me so i was like mad blushing tho i was in stealth.
andways like 5 seconds later another hib came by and i was like omfg its the same guy rofleez liets like kill him n stuff haaha, and the scout was like POFFFFFFF, roffles he died instantly like again, then i was like seeing another scout join us and he was like super tiny, almost like a saracen, but i think it was like a inco cuz he smelled so bad, i was roffling and lollling too cuz he had this weird beard. Then like 2 hibs came and we like mezzed and like poffed em down, it was like rofflez this is to easy, but like it was free rps no? lolol these hibs so stupid i thought when i got rps, then like suddenly this other guy says WHOA 600 rps!! and im like wtfzor, i just got 250 , and then im like whohah omg mythic so rude lololo this rp nerfzor is like max suckage like totally imo.
so then after like pwning some hibs here and there, always the same i was like omfgzor lets pwn that lurikeen tracker, and we were like lets pull em!!! and so we did and like meanwhile the fight was like totally hard, us 3 vs that lurikeen tracker and it was like 1 scout went down and i was like lolololololo how bad are u?!? like omfg he was so weak, i coulden stop laughing lolol, so then after the first one died i was like max tank and i was like pwning that mob so hard lolol, but then after the first scout released and come back he was like omgf those mobs roxxors, lets never do em again, lets just do hibbies!
and im like dude why are u just picking on the same hibs dude?!? and he is lke lololo they are so eays, and u get like phat rps, and im like lolol 250 is suck rps i can do like totally much more in like much shorter time on like a non dead server like totally! so then like outha nowhere i ask him why do u just kill hibs again!?! lololo1 and he is like.. dude i just hate fuggin hibs!
like the end n stuff omg lol so long rofflez



Dax
