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Kah_HG  2 stars
Title: Sorta like a dream, no... better.
Posts: 462
Registered: 2000-12-13 16:31:18
He's probably playing WoW. He's machine.

 

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Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase
Lions mauling humans, ain't no passing craze!
Angelina_Rayne
Posts: 24
Registered:
/waves
Motar98  2 stars
Title: cool guy
Posts: 363
Registered: 2003-1-4 17:18:32
mofo is cool

 

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"So I FINALLY make someone's Sig..."SpaceNinja13
"eah, billions of people are noobs. Let's try convincing them." EbonDragon
" make out? screw that. Stick it in already" Zellokiia
" we don't loot here in Texas. Everyone owns guns." Gingersnap727
Jade_Shyn
zukey
Title: Hung like a horse thief
Posts: 38
Registered: 2000-6-11 11:33:57
What’s the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo?


A eunuch is a massive vassal with a passive tassel,

an Eskimo is a rigid midget with a frigid digit.

 

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My vagina is a flower,
an eccentric tulip,
the center acute and deep,
the scent delicate,
the petals gentle but sturdy.
Oedipus_Zarathustra
Posts: 10
Registered: 2003-1-20 21:02:01
He's my future step-son.

 

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I don't know of Heaven, but I've made peace with Hell.
http://indiefl.com/acf/profile.php?vUserID=00054 - Me
Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Hyperimiator posted:

He's at work, hard to post from on top a power pole.



NO EXCUSES!!

 

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There are no automatic doors, just very polite ninjas
Storm_Seeker  1 star
Posts: 74
Registered: 2005-5-1 10:55:25
Hyperimiator posted:

He's at work, hard to post from on top a power pole.



Him and Rain1Dog hang out together?
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Oh, this should be good.

 

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Max Fox (AC), Zygran (WoW, SWTOR)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't fk with the human race!"
DE/Mr Pants 2012
MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
Si, massage therapy.


Age 2: Ignore video camera while playing metroid. Too busy for family videos.


Age 3: My Mother and Brother bring me to play tennis, during their break I take my brothers racket and run onto the court with it, dragging it behind me. My mother comes up behind me and takes the racket, saying I'm too small to play tennis. I looked up at her with a fury in my eyes, put up 3 fingers and said "I am 3 now! I AM A MAN!"


Age 7: I tried to get out of school by purposefully pissing my pants. I got about halfway to the bathroom and thought "Man, school sucks today. I should just piss my pants." So of course I did, and I went back to class, took the embarrassment easier than I ever had, just said to the teacher "I didn't make it" and put on a little frowny face. Anyway, my bad comes to pick me up on his bicycle, since we only lived a few blocks away. I'm sitting on the bar beneath the handlebars sideways, and I accidently swung my leg into the spokes of the bike. We both flip over, he dislocates his arm and I have a compound fracture on my left. God damn pissing my pants. Now I'm sitting in the middle of the street looking at the bone sticking out of my arm.


Age 8-18: Drugs are bad. MMkay? You shouldn't do drugs. I get high on life.


19th birthday: HAHAHAHA WOOOO!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Day 3 of being 19: AHHAHA HEY LET'S TRY SOME ACID WHILE IM HERE


Day 4 of being 19: Woah. No, really? That was real? Last night? Wow. I swear, I felt like I was drinking myself every time I drank some water.


Age 20: Life and existence itself is illogical. The only way we make it logical is with circular logic. We exist, therefor it is logical, however that only makes it logical to us. Do we even have choices or are they made for us? Or maybe it's more like one of those goosebumps books that you can choose which page you want to go to next at the bottom of the page, except there's only 1 ending. To imagine that space or time have a ending is as mind bending as imagining space/time have no ending. Of course space doesn't just involve the universe, but it also involves us, so we too are infinite. Survival is an illusion, there is no death, only different forms of life, life/death isn't the hard part, NOT living is the hard part. Redefine life and there is no such thing as not living. Action:reaction:reaction:reaction:reaction:reaction


Age today: Wait.... what??


Age tomorrow: Forget it all and be happy.
Xaojhen1
Posts: 8
Registered: 2003-3-17 05:14:28
very exciting

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