Ok ok where to start


I was born in 1981 in Cincinnati, its been my home for all but three years when I lived in Houston. I had a semi normal childhood with the exception of a few speed bumps. When I was about 12 I heard my mother scream upstairs and I ran up to find my step dad drunk and beating my moms face into the wooden bed post. I grabbed the wireless phone and started to call police when he grabbed the phone and threw it into the bathroom wall, shattering it. I ran downstairs and grabbed the corded phone and he came down right behind me ripping the cord out of the wall and beating me with it. Mom has pics of my scarred back somewhere. A few months later I woke up for school to see glass all over the kitchen and heard muffled screams, looked outside to see my step dad on top of my mother on the front lawn trying to suffocate her with a pillow. I called police and he took off never to be seen again, but the police found a loaded shotgun behind the door.


I have 1 full brother, 2 half brothers, and a sister who died one day from birth (umbilical cord went around the neck). I barely know my father anymore, he left when I was about 12 to live in Houston, I didn't see him again until I was 16 when I moved down there.


As of my adult life I've been spending it trying to find happiness. When I was 20 I enlisted in the US Army Infantry, but that didn't last long. After a few weeks down range they did a tattoo/scar check and seen a surgery scar behind my ear. They soon found out I had not disclosed the 12 or so ear surgeries I have had since birth so they gave me a general discharge under honorable conditions. I'm eligible to re enlist with a doctor waiver at any time but I just don't think its for me. So now I work 5 to 6 days a week at a meat processing facility which I'm afraid is all I'll ever amount to in this day and age. I'm just glad to have a stable job, a roof over my head, and food in my stomach.


I dunno what else to say really, when I signed up for this I honestly didn't expect anybody would go for it. I had all day at work to think about this but this is the best I can do. I'm better at answering questions rather than giving explanations.

 

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If you had a pet sloth, what would you name it?

What is your favorite vice?

Do you trim your pinky toenails on a regular basis?

 

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Interesting questions lol lemme see


For a pet sloth, I would think most people would call it something like Ruth or Rocky (Goonies) or something like pokey and I like to be different (Didn't name my hedgehog sonic) so I'd go with Scooter I dunno


My favorite vice is probably just drinking. I don't have many vices to be honest.


Yes.

 

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/writes in notebook


I seeeeee.

 

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zomg Psychoanalysis!

 

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Nay sir... just notes for some future use. You never know when a random scrap of information will come in handy.

 

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Good to meet you!


My questions!


If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Favorite subject in school?

Will you buy me lots of pretty things?

 

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If I could go anywhere I'd say Italy, or perhaps Egypt. I'm fascinated by the history of those two places


Speaking of history, it was also my favorite subject in school


And yes, yes I will

 

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Sounds like you are going pretty good to me.


Got a job, a place to live, a computer, and internet access.


Add some booze and a woman, and you got the American Dream right there!


How do you like Cincy btw?

Well hello there.


(big fan of history myself- egypt is one of my favorites)

 

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