No, I never joined the Coast Guard. I really wish I could change my board name, but I'm too lazy to just create a new one.
I'm 22, and was born in Fountain Valley, Cali – Nov 5th, '84. My mom and dad are almost as awesome as me, almost. Unfortunately, they divorced when I was 2. I moved to Jackson Hole, WY with my dad where we lived until I was 8. Now I live in Portland, OR with my dad and step-mom. I recently bought my first abode, and am moving at the end of July. As for siblings, I have an older brother (32) who I look almost exactly like, which makes me wonder about our fathers (different). I have 2 younger brothers (12 and 8) who are annoying as hell. I have no sisters, because men > women, duh.
Jackson was probably the best place ever. 5 minutes away from skiiing, 20 minutes from Yellowstone, and it was a small town where everyone knew eachother. I had my first “girlfriend†there (if you can even call it that), along with my first 2 best friends. Awesome. When I wasn't busy being a pimp like DE, I was on the junior ski team, where I was naturally the most awesome best person there. Which helped me be even more pimp like DE.
In the summer months, my friends and I stayed busy biking down the mountains, and lighting hills on fire...yeah, you read that right. We decided to go camping one weekend on the hill behind our apartments (which were right next to the Snake River. Awesome, eh?). So, we made a camp fire, because we were camping. This thing was huge. But, the wind changed...Plus, it was summer...Dry grass on a hillside + blowing fire stuffs = bad news, yo. Needless to say, I was grounded by quite awhile, along with a long talk with the Fire Department.
My dad married my stupid step-mom when I was 8, and we moved here to Portland. That's when my life started to suck. She was stupid, and I hated her. Plus I missed Jackson. Looking back now, I kind of wish I had moved down to LA with my mom and brother. But LA kind of sucks, yeah?
Graduated Elementary School the first time, because I rock. Middle school I made my 4 new best friends, that have now been like my brothers for the past 14 or something years. [Jesus, that seems like a long time]. Middle school pretty much sucked ass. Never really did my homework, which I guess was kind of important, given that I didn't pass. So I'm going to skip those 3 years. Nothing really exciting happened, anyway.
High School was awesome, even though I never really passed there either. Plus this was when my friend introduced me to AC (wewt). Freshman year I played Hockey and Basketball, which was awesome. Unfortunately after my freshman year, I dropped basketball to focus on hockey. Given my current skill at ballin, I really wish I had played basketball instead. I'd be playing for the Lakers or something crazy like that, I bet.
My days after school were filled with sports, and of course AC. Whenever I wasn't playing hockey or basketball, I was inside playing AC with the awesome people. This is where I (unfortunately) met DE, Strahd, Starbucks, Lynea, and all the other AC wannabes =D
By the way, DE sucks at PvP. It's true, and I'm sorry.
My grades really fell when I started playing, so I pretty much blame my loss of a HS degree on my friend, for showing me the game that destroyed my life! Kidding. Although I'm not kidding. Sort of? I didn't graduate high school, and don't have a GED. I did go to a community college for a year, though. So I guess it's all good.
My junior year one of the worst things happened. Not to me personally, but to one of my friends. My friend was diagnosed with Cancer (and to be a horrible friend, I can't even remember what kind now). He was in the hospital for almost 3 years fighting. Thankfully, he did recover. After recovering, he grew back to his old self at an amazing rate. Paintballing, wrestling, and playing football within a year. He's now serving his mission in San Diego (yeah, he's mormon).
That's pretty much it for my past. It's nowhere near as exciting as DE's, but he sucks at PvP so it doesn't matter!
As for now, I'm currently working as a web developer making the big bucks. I sit around all day watching movies, staring at my brand new 22†widescreens, building databases and php backend crap. Quite fun, yo. I drive fast in my 07 HRP Civic SI, of which I'm proud to say I have no tickets...yet. I also keep telling myself I'm going to get my CS degree sometime soon, but always find a way to forget.
That's me.
(me > de)
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