Australian terms-


Year 7 = Grade 7

Primary school = Kindergarten to year 6.

Highschool = year 7 to year 12


IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED ANNE AND JIM


It was between June and August, 1986, that my mother and father had their most awesome sex ever. They wouldn't realise it until 9 months later, but they knew that something was different that time. On April 16th, 1987, I was born. Their previous two sons, my only siblings, took forever to pop out. Using the statistics, Dad thought it might not hurt to go across the street from the hospital and get some sandwiches for everyone. BIG MISTAKE. Having super powers, I was able to come out like a bolt of lightning, leaving a trail of burnt flesh and flaming placenta. The fun would not stop there though, to test my parents' commitment, I cried for 3 years straight before having a single night's rest. Good times, good times.


We lived in a tiny place called Cooks Gap, but we moved to Gulgong, NSW, when I was about 3. It's the town on the old Australian Ten Dollar note, for those playing at home.


In pre-school, I met a girl named Jaclyn. She wasn't like the other girls. Barbie dolls and horses didn't cut it. She was a full-blown tomboy, and we became best friends. I also gained other close friends, such as: the boy that shared the same birthday but would eventually pick a fight with me because i called him a girl, the boy that lived 2 houses away from me but would eventually hate me because I called him a junkie, the boy that was the brother of the boy I would call a junkie, that would eventually hate me because I rocked his roof with bricks.


My life was perfect until year 5. I was the best student each year, with awards to prove it. I played Soccer constantly, and was on the representative team for a few years, but my life turned 180 degrees in 1998. My dad had triple bypass surgery, and Jaclyn left our school and was forced into another. I don't really believe in depression at such a young age, but I cried almost every day, starting taking time off school, and stopped being as involved in sports. I saw dozens of doctors, and have since tried nearly every anti-depressant on the planet, i was able to get some help, but for the moment I was stuck in a depressed state. I also became seriously ill with some sort of gut problem. There was days where I couldn't move because of the pain, but since the depression was a bigger issue, that's all I really remember of it.


Year 6 was much better. I became friends with a dude called Paul. He turned out to be a jackass though. He was jealous off my skills and could never beat me in anything. He could soon betray me, but I would have my revenge years later. Oh, and it didn't help with me being unhappy. I left primary school with seven "first in the grade" awards. Please attempt to one-up me.


YEAR SEVEN: HIGHSCHOOL ! Oh boy, a fresh start, a chance to meet new people and learn new things, and find out what a sixty-niner was! This, I believe, is also the year I was introduced to Asheron's Call. My brother played it, I took over his account, then started my own. I'll go into more detail about AC after my life recap. Anyways, I found a new best friend call Josh. We hung out all the time. We did all the cool kids stuff like skateboard and ride bikes and hang out with the hot chicks. I don't know how I got into the cool kids group, but I didn't want to question it. Year 7 was a good year for my sickness too, I was happy for the most part.


Year 8 and Year 9 sucked ass. I don't know what caused it but I became more depressed than I ever was. The most amount of time I had off school was 10 weeks straight. How I still passed I don't know. These years also were packed full of medical tests. Yum yum, I just loved having a tube stuck in my ass.


Oh and by the way, I was a huge DBZ fanboi. I was the school know-it-all-DBZ-style, that's how I got my original VN name, _ssjbazza_ . DBZ still has it's good parts, but i'd like to forget ever having that account.


In year 10 my depression seemed to vanish. I think it's because Josh left. He was a selfish bastard and would give up his best friend if it meant a chance to feel a tit. I hate you, Josh. I got reaally close to some girls this year. However, my dad's position at the vineyards was made redundant and in July(i think), 2003, we moved to Newcastle. It was all good though, Newcastle rocks, there's a cinema here that isn't a run down opera house, oh boy! I went to a Grammar School for the rest of the year. I hate rich kids now. Only a handfull weren't self-centered little shits, but the suit was nice. I had half that time off school as well, I was depressed again.


Anyways, 2004 I chose to leave Grammar and go to a public school, but after 3 days I left, and a month later had my final breakdown. Anyone that's had serious depression may not remember a lot of their depressing times. I sure as hell can't remember most of 2004, but I met a doctor that year that put me on the right path, since then I've only needed anti-Ds for a boost in motivation. Other than that i'm pretty damn happy.


2005 and 2006, I finished highschool (surprised my mum), met friends that i love, made enemies that I hope die in the most horrible ways possible, got laid for the first time, learnt that most girls are bitches, had someone threaten to call rape, got my licence, got drunk for the first time, went snowboarding(and saw decent snow) for the first time, managed to go to the beach when not on holidays, went to my first real party, and discovered why sex with asians is better.


It's now 2007, and i'm trying to find work so I can afford to go to university next year in Sydney.


I started some minor stories and didn't finish them, use your imagination. I didn't really play any more sports after primary school. I did learn what a 69er was. I tried drugs in year 9. I 'dated' 5 chicks that are now bicycles.


In my next reply, I shall cover games and the vnboards

 

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After I got my AC account, I got stuck into MMORPGS for the first time. I was a huge noob though. I had NO IDEA what I was doing, but was adopted by Jaziah and Mystik Rain of Morningthaw. Once I got the hang of things I jumped around guilds for a bit. I was sworn to Paraduck for a while even. I mingled with the PKs even though my best skill was running outside subway naked as a distraction. I played AC too much, for too long, but it kept me occupied while I was miserable at home. I eventally became a trader and only cared about being rich. I managed to get most of a major mage suit done, but when I left I gave all my stuff away. I think Xeo has my Major war tassets still.


VN:MT used to be awesome, but as the years progressed bigger and bigger douches gained moderator positions. I learnt that insulting america is a bannable offense and that having the username --Baz-- can also get you banned. I liked to liven up the boards with rule-breaking drama and non-vnboards chat logs.


People such as Trunks and Mike The Red made MT so much fun. There you go.


An ass kissing snitch soon invaded MT. He reported every spam thread and the board died. He used to cry over the phone to some of the female posters about how his life sucks. I think he's just unhappy because he's so ugly and has a penis piercing. He caused me a lot of bans, but I always went out in style. One of the others posters once considered visiting him to kick his ass because of some of the horrible things he said to some other posters.


Anyways, ACF is my home now, sucks to be all of you


I've played:


AC

AO

CoH

SWG

Horizons

LoTRO

WoW

 

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"I mingled with the PKs even though my best skill was running outside subway naked as a distraction."


ROFL


I remember that... Wow. Thanks for the nostalgia

 

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I find myself able to relate to trunks and mike, despite their efforts to keep their personal lives personal. I love you guys

 

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Damn!


That was cool read.


Glad ya got laid, and yes...Asians chicks are usually better at it.

Baz is 100% spot on with the Morningthaw boards.


it's saddening, to know what one person could do.

MT was fraught with that same illness throughout it's lifetime though...


That one recurrence just happened to be at the right time to kill the entire board.


It was bound to happen though; MT was like a rockstar server. It lived fast and died quick (probably the first major server to go...), but gave birth to some of the greatest AC players ever.

 

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this thread isn't over until i say it's over

 

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Sez who.

 

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