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Billob's known about this thread for 5 hours now.. but he's a very big procrastinator, sorry. Oh and melted is wrong, its not gharu spear.. its gharu staff.. crazy guy.

Anyway, here goes the story:

Billob was born in Blacksville, Blacksylvania on June 13th, 1988. He was the 9th born of his 19 siblings. When he was just eleven years old, his father died of a cocaine overdose, leaving our mother to support her 19 children. To this day, she refuses to tell us how she earned enough money to do it, but she has supported all of us, though she does look a bit rugged. We have no idea how she did it!!

The year was 1998, when she first came. That's right, it was on Easter, about a year after the moron beagle named cooper ran away for good, that Molly, as a puppy came to us. Molly, part Akita, part German Sheppard, part Husky, part Chow, part awesome, part malamute, part God.. thats the mix that made her so awesome. She's really quite the smart dog, she taught herself how to climb the pool ladder so she can go swimming, she hated being left out. She learned to take the muzzle off.. thats how much she hated the vet, (They told us that they had her under control once they got it on). This was just one smart dog, and very nice. She didn't want to run away, if the gate was open, she'd take herself for a damn walk, where we would take her, and just come back after she was done. Best dog ever.

When Billob was just 14, he witnessed a terrible incident. He was outside having a break dance contest with his friends to some pimpin rap, and a fight just broke out between two of his friends, when his brother walked by. Out of no where, another guy attacks his brother yelling something about money and something that started with a W.. he was not sure what the issue was. Everyone stopped dancin' and fighting, to see whats going on. Just as this happened, he witnessed his own elder brother get shot 13 times in the face, and was left for dead. Unfortunately, he did not survive. When he was 15, there was a huge deal between two of his siblings, a brother and sister, which went all the way to some court, and he was to never see them again. When his eldest sister was 23, she reached fame after appearing on an episode of â€œMaury.â€ After she struck it rich, she was never heard from again.

When Billob graduated from Highschool after only 5 years(the best of all his siblings), he enrolled into a community college under the major of his favorite subject, black history. Here is where Billob is today, he continues his black history studies and idolizes the greats of time, such as Magic Johnson and Tupac.

Billob has many hobbies. On a sunny day, he will always enjoy the basketball competitions with his friends which were always followed up by some snacks. We would feast on much watermelon and a have buckets of fried chicken and we would always have plenty of orange soda handy. He also enjoys hanging with his first and only Hoe in his life, which many of you know as HIV. Yes, they met through the Vnboards and started chillin' in the real word, and he picked up pimpin'. They had many good times to come.

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Billob has a few hobbies which he enjoys, and people probably will consider him an anime geek or whatever. He does own a lot of anime, and enjoys it a lot, but he only considers it as any other show that is own. Not only that, but anime geeks are usually annoying anyway, all they can do is use â€œ^_^_^__^_^_^^__^^_^_^_^_^ â€œ and â€œKEKEâ€ and its just annoying. They can diaf, for real. Now here's a list of awesome shows:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, and Hellsing.

Now here's alist of awesome movies(as Hino will tell you, Billob doesn't see a lot of movies, for some reason, he enjoys them, but there are so many movies he has not yet seen.. but that's probably because they are not as good as these):

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, TMNT 1 and 2, Young Frankenstein, Plan nine from outerspace, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Princess Mononoke, Spirited away, Boondock saints.. and so on..

A huge part of Billob's life are video games. Ever since he was little, the only memories he really has is of when he was playing his Nintendo and so forth. He grew up on them, and was always huge into the games, but as he was young, he had a major problem of never finishing the games he started, just playing it, get bored, and move onto the next. A month after the release of Asheron's Call (December, 1999), his brothers friend introduced his brother to the game, which got Billob himself hooked. He watched this new type of game.. and just had to play it. When he first started playing it, he was young, and typed like a moron, as Gynax(also known as Malik to you guys, his loserlikename), someone Billob had met early on into his AC gaming.

As most of you figure, AC led Billob to the Vnboards around 2001, where he registered and trolled the Harvestgain boards, and it wasn't until a year later he really started to post there. Back then, he was a young poster, and well.. as most young kids posting on a message board, he wasn't very well liked, being really immature (Some Hger's post here now and will could tell you about this, though Billob doesn't remember past to well, and doesn't really remember, honestly) . Anyway, he was finally led to ACF somehow, where he had recently gotten insider and picked out Mojo, and has kept it since. Here, he remained posting for years, which led to his meeting of Hinovae, which at first we were friends and just gamed together... and well, you all know where this led too by now.

On a side note, now that Billob is older, he has tried to beat as many of the older generation games as he can, but he still has the not beating them problem. If he keeps his mind on the game though, he will beat it, and has beaten several of them now. And now here's a list of awesome games:

Nethack, Half-life(both), Arc the Lad, Final Fantasy Tactics, CS, Asheron's Call, Castlevania series, Metroid series( NOT PRIME, PRIME SUCKS.. AS BAD AS FF 8).

Games that are not:

Final Fantasy 8, Metroid Prime, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde

Oh, and btw, Billob is most black for 3 years straight, and it's so true. As black as can be.

Thats really it, (except his real major is Accounting and he only has one brother.. ignore this line please.)

GIANT BLOCK OF BLUE PIERCES YOUR EYES FOR 90,000 POINTS OF DIAF DAMAGE.