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Tiesto_needs_ign_merge$$$
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Ohhh... *I* need to get a life!! *takes notes* Gotcha!!

I read this to my fiancee, and we both fail to find the humor in this story. *shrug* Course, I don't like and will never like kids. Maybe thats why I don't see the humor in this story.


Please... there's nothing "heart warming" about this... Some people call this "The world according to Zarp." He didn't say anything except for that one line... Oh well. I'm outta this funky thread.
-Reyven-
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"Ohhh... *I* need to get a life!! *takes notes* Gotcha!!

I read this to my fiancee, and we both fail to find the humor in this story. *shrug* Course, I don't like and will never like kids. Maybe thats why I don't see the humor in this story.


Please... there's nothing "heart warming" about this... Some people call this "The world according to Zarp." He didn't say anything except for that one line... Oh well. I'm outta this funky thread."


Its too bad that you cant understand this, because it seems to me that you need it more than anyone else that posted here.


*wave*
KrashtheWooden_needs_ign_merge$$$
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bump
colonel_nikko_needs_ign_merge$$$
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bump!
VN_Mrfugi
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Bump from Solclaim
gisel_needs_ign_merge$$$
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Eeek *shudder* 'taunted' by a five-year-old?

What horror! run away! flee! hide!


I bet the Virindi are shakin' in their shoes..um do they have feet?


Gisel

Pendarric's Bow of Steel
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Yes, the husband and I are reading this and chatting about it via email. We need to erect a Zarp Memorial someplace, sort of a family icon to prove to people that kids are not a dirty word and can be a lot of fun to have around.


Can Zarp read yet?


Gisel


Pendarric's Bow of Steel
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*wave*


I've changed my MOTD to the Zarp Philosophy.


Still great reading and getting better, so glad this thread got reopened.


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rmusic1971
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Took me forever, but I finally finished reading this whole thread


I have 3 kids.

My son is 7 years old and loves to play AC.

Unfortunately, mom decided that she does not want him playing until she feels he can communicate with others competently and quickly online. I told her, sometimes understanding everything others are saying to him, mit not be all that great snicker....owell she still won't let him play anymore right now.

My 6 year old daughter doesn't care much, sometimes she watches me.

Mostly though I end up playing with my 18 month old on one knee and my son standing at my shoulder. They both love it.

Its also amazing how well a dungeon download while in a tunnel can lull my daughter to sleep when she wakes up in the middle of the night....LOL


Bump from Thistledown.

Keep having fun Zarp!
GoldnEye2
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wow, your son's one line of chat text was..... get this.... "lhf"!!!!!


anyone ever notice that the AC box says for ages 13 and up? maybe this would be why?

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