I couldn't help It!
I put Zarp on my friends list. If he ever logs on I'll head to tou-tou and assist him in killing drudges. I'll also supply a few cracked shards if you want a stoned set of LSA or something. I love little kids. Innocense is a wonderful thing.
Also, I have a mage (low level guy) named Captain Kablooie. If Zarp's dad watches Zarp play, he can read what i type. "Captain Kablooie says, "Let's go get those monsters!"" Just might be appealing, in the super-hero sense to this young man.

Just thought I would like to play with a youngin'!