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jungalist  1 star
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Registered: 2001-8-25 10:21:58
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Techie Interview questions:If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?"
You only need 1 bulb. You drop it from the lowest floor and increase by 1 until it breaks. Duh.

 

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caffeino00  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-5-6 13:48:18
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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Techie Interview questions:If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?"
Achim_LC posted:
Wouldn't the light bulb one be more efficient by halving the floors each time. Start at 50, then 25, then 13, then 7, then 4, then 2, then 1.



that was how I was planning to do it.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Techie Interview questions:If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?"
I'd punch the interviewer in the throat for asking me stupid questions, then point at the pic of his wife on his desk and tell him she had nice hooters before I farted and left.
Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Techie Interview questions:If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?"
Microsoft asked me:

Which captain do you prefer, Kirk or Picard, and why?

I said Picard, because Kirk was a womanizer.

 

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jungalist  1 star
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Registered: 2001-8-25 10:21:58
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:00am Subject: Techie Interview questions:If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?"
Jezza_Belle posted:
Microsoft asked me:

Which captain do you prefer, Kirk or Picard, and why?

I said Picard, because Kirk was a womanizer.



I would have said Picard because even though he is tough, he doesn't throw his weight around. He always tries to find a mutually beneficial outcome before resorting to ass-kicking.

 

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