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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
The voting starts at 7 CT.

Right now the expected frontrunners are Paul, Romney, and some guy carrying a bible. Expect to see some Democrats registering as Republican and voting since they have the incumbent. Will the OWS movement register and vote for Paul or just sit in some park chanting about free doritos? So exciting.

Often, the Iowa victor doesn't actually go on to win the Republican ticket, however it will help thin out the number of candidates and could be used as a powerful advantage in campaigning and fund raising.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
About the only thing I care about coming out of Iowa is that Michelle Bachmann is going to get her ass kicked and probably come back here which sucks.

 

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CulenTrey  1 star
Posts: 159
Registered: 2003-9-15 10:12:46
Iowa... (NSFW - LANGUAGE)


I'll be happy when this is all over and we can go back to being a state nobody talks about

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Cuttlery posted:

About the only thing I care about coming out of Iowa is that Michelle Bachmann is going to get her ass kicked and probably come back here which sucks.



Pretty sure I saw her doing a bible reading on the news the other day when flipping channels. She should hook up with that guy with a bible and they can use the power of Christ to skyrocket to the presidency.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
She is predicting that god has heard her prayers and is going to answer with a miracle in this mornings paper. So shes got that going for her.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
The guy with the bible quoted a passage of some prophet or saint, then related it to him and his supporters winning in Iowa.

 

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Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
What they really need is a Tim Tebow, he's like Jesus, only better at getting votes I bet.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Tebow drinks jesus juice for breakfast, he can inexplicably win anything. I'd vote for him.

 

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Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
If only the campaign season were 2 months long, instead of 2 years.


Tired of the idiots on both sides.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Hawkson posted:

If only the campaign season were 2 months long, instead of 2 years.

Tired of the idiots on both sides.



Hold on to your hat, the idiocy's just starting.

 

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