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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
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Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Make sure the water is really hot. That way, it's easier to pull the pin feathers.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
well, when my brother in law got his black bear, he was driving down the highway when he spotted it up on a rocky hill/cliff, after climbing to near where he saw the bear he had to track where it had gone to. Kill it, and then figure out how to get it back down the hill. He made a wall hanging out of it, the "wing span" was just short of an 8' high wall.

I don't know how he got it down the hill, but when he got back to his truck there was a note on the windshield of a guy that said he'd been trying to get that bear for several years, and if my bro in law killed it he wanted the opportunity to do the taxidermy on it.

waiting in a tree for something edible to walk by doesn't seem very sportsman like to me either.

 

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Hiakisha  2 stars
Title: Newbcakes
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Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
Immortal_Haze posted:

I could never shoot a helpless animal for fun.



thats why i throw them a knife first

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Immortal_Haze posted:

I could never shoot a helpless animal for fun.



what about a vicious animal that can fight back?

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Jezza_Belle posted:

Immortal_Haze posted:

I could never shoot a helpless animal for fun.



what about a vicious animal that can fight back?



in self defense (and NOT *its coming right for us![BAM]*, sure! everybody has the right to self preservation.

but unless the vicious animal you are talking about can shoot deadly projectiles a few hundred yards, I dont know how you can even begin to say it can fight back.

 

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deadcactus  3 stars
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
Fozzie_Bear posted:

the animals at the market were farmed/slaughtered/butchered which keeps in line with the fact that we are farmers NOT hunter-gatherers. Man is as much a part of the natural order as a God is with humanity.

tell you what, want to join the hunt again and be part of the natural order of things? Stow your rifle, and your helicopter rides and your tree stands. Go sharpen the end of a long stick, harden it in fire, then go stalk hunt your supper.

You say you eat what you kill like you have no choice in the matter. Thats friggin ridiculous.



Yea, that incoherent babbling of thoughts I never expressed is totally ridiculous...

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.

So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.

They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him"!

After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts -
"THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"

The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"


deadcactus posted:

No, they have markets. Did they master lab-grown meat while I was taking a dump?


implying that all animals in the market are equal to what you are hunting.

 

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