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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Maybe if she's over 6 feet and size 10?
combat_mage_sc  4 stars
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I'd still wrap her legs around my head and wear her like a gas mask.


 

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Immortal_Haze  2 stars
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I dated a bulimic for 3 years... not really a lot of fun.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Be sensitive, she has to listen to herself sing every day. Can you imagine what that's like?

 

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Itab  4 stars
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combat_mage_sc posted:

I'd still wrap her legs around my head and wear her like a gas mask.






I lol'd

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Kelly Clarkson is so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Caoilin posted:

she's probably still under a size 10. you just think she's fat because she's not rail skinny like all models and actresses are.





 

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Itab  4 stars
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BritonGuy posted:

Caoilin posted:

she's probably still under a size 10. you just think she's fat because she's not rail skinny like all models and actresses are.









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shes gross

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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Tipztoe posted:

Maybe if she's over 6 feet and size 10?

She'd prolly be over size 10 then. Thankfully.

 

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