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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
My dog will hump your mom on command

actually my dog wont listen to commands Ive spent almost a year trying to train him Im about to break down and by a training collar

 

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Natoli  1 star
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Registered: 2002-2-1 11:53:08
I have one cat that knows sit. They know their names, and No and PSSTT! to stop fighting. Except for the deaf one. She doesn't recognize any words.

 

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Lokkie_the_Fierce  3 stars
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Pretty much anything - whether they choose to listen is different.

 

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PlieBrac  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-10-30 12:50:08
TickyAtack posted:

sit, wait, stay, come, leave it, shake, high five, lay down, head down, roll over, play dead, speak, whisper, touch, food, hungry, treat, walk, beach...


hmm.



man.. your dog sounds smart.


when you give him the wait command, do you need to tell him for how long too?


im only asking because we all know that stay means indefinitely, or at least until i say..


but wait?


now that is talent...

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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I own cats, so they basically only know how to piss me off.

 

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TickyAtack  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
PlieBrac posted:

TickyAtack posted:

sit, wait, stay, come, leave it, shake, high five, lay down, head down, roll over, play dead, speak, whisper, touch, food, hungry, treat, walk, beach...


hmm.



man.. your dog sounds smart.

when you give him the wait command, do you need to tell him for how long too?

im only asking because we all know that stay means indefinitely, or at least until i say..

but wait?

now that is talent...



Wait is more of a command for walking. He gets excited and pulls, and wait means separate things depending on if he's on his leash. On leash it's stop walking and sit down until I say, off leash it's slow down until I catch up. Kind of like a "heel" I guess. I just don't like the word heel.

 

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_sooz_  4 stars
Posts: 1,256
Registered: 2004-12-4 11:40:44
They know:

Their names
Treat
Din dins
Water (this means one of us is going to turn the tap on for them, they both love drinking out of the tap)
Go to bed (only one of our cats knows this one)
Tiggy (the same cat that goes to bed has a stuffed tiger called Tiggy, we can ask her to go get it)

I think there are a couple of others, but those are the ones i remember.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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TickyAtack posted:

sit, wait, stay, come, leave it, shake, high five, lay down, head down, roll over, play dead, speak, food, hungry, treat...


hmm.



All these and,

Easy(taking food slowly from hand), spin, up, *bang*(with hand as gun), get your ball, get your toy, get your ducky, wanna go for a walk? (she'll go over and nose her leash, Wanna go for a ride? (She'll run to the back door and spin around excitedly.)
kennel up (jumps up into car)

if I'm sitting on the couch she won't jump up unless I invite her, even if my daughter is telling her to do it. If I'm not in the room she listens to others, or does what she wants if she's alone.

she might even know more that I haven't thought of asking her, the only one I've taught her specifically is play dead, and then mutated it to *bang*.

she learns very quickly, but is also very stubborn about bad habits.

 

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I have a German Shepherd that raises her right paw when I order her to Sieg Heil.
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_BlackAdder_ posted:

I have a German Shepherd that raises her right paw when I order her to Sieg Heil.



have you taught her to goose step?

 

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