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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
He just brought in a dozen roses and a huge chocolate creme cheesecake from the cheesecake factory for my birthday! I feel so special!

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
READ THE CARD!!!

Rho

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
the note reads:

this cheesecake isnt the only thing fudgy happening tonight

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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-Mithan-  4 stars
Title: VNBoard Admin
Posts: 1,287
Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
NonOffensiveName posted:

He just brought in a dozen roses and a huge chocolate creme cheesecake from the cheesecake factory for my birthday! I feel so special!


I thought the title said
bj.... seriously. Did a double take.

 

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AynRand  1 star
Title: Human and Animal Chiropractor
Posts: 92
Registered: 2002-5-19 18:48:26
Happy Birthday

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
Happy Birthday. I'm glad someone can love you. Give him my condolences...

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Onslaught. posted:

Happy Birthday. I'm glad someone can love you. Give him my condolences...



I still have my doubts.

 

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arekthorn  1 star
Posts: 200
Registered: 2002-5-27 18:26:39
Happy Birthday... mine is tomorrow

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
Posts: 551
Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
NonOffensiveName posted:

He just brought in a dozen roses and a huge chocolate creme cheesecake from the cheesecake factory for my birthday! I feel so special!



he just trying to get you into bed.

 

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ArchrikerHG  2 stars
Posts: 403
Registered: 2004-2-20 14:24:08
Fozzie_Bear posted:

the note reads:

this cheesecake isnt the only thing fudgy happening tonight



I lol'd a little bit.

 

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