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Anebriated  3 stars
Title: I should be reading a book
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Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
if it was one on one i'd go straight for a snapping ball kick to the balls. i would not care if they tried to take me down because i could probably choke them pretty easily. people who have never wrestled before are pretty easy to choke


if it was more than one i'd probably try to behave insane and if that didn't work i'd try to go insane all over them. a frenzy of slapping strikes to as many eardrums/back of the head as i can hit.
Ah-Schoo  4 stars
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I'd blow my rape whistle.

 

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-Mithan-  4 stars
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I live in Canada, if anything bad happens, they can sue you for assault, even if they start it. Basically, if I get in a street fight, I need to call the police to come handle it.

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
How would I win?


By beating the crap out of them until they are unconscious or say they've had enough and are no longer a threat.


How would I lose?


Same way.

 

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RavofMT  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-5-24 08:06:20
depends who i'm fighting..

my last one was about a year ago, and i straight up pummeled him to the point he was turtling on the ground.(fetal position)

he was an ex of a chick I was seeing. I heard I fractured his forearm (I was punching his forearm over and over-which was covering his face)


At the start of the fight, he caught me offguard and he tagged me good on the chin. which infuriated me.

vodka, sucker punch = when the russian comes out
RavofMT  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-5-24 08:06:20
-Mithan- posted:

I live in Canada, if anything bad happens, they can sue you for assault, even if they start it. Basically, if I get in a street fight, I need to call the police to come handle it.



Yes, and no. There are ways to get around it.

I had a couple trainers in MMA 5-6 years ago, 1 was a cop. He said if you are ever in a situation where you have to defend yourself, break the guys arm,(then once in a safe place) call police.

cops hate tough guys.

But if you break his arm, and continue harming him, you are in caca.
Aethelgrin  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
Depends a lot on the situation. 1v1 I'd go for his crotch, windpipe or arm.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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this is how all my fights end


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlJCE_3rHVw

 

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Gildash  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-4-26 16:26:13
quarter circle forward punch>?

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
I usually go for the kneecap if got room, and headbutt if in tthe beginning of a grapple, but that was a long time ago, if I punch I would do a combo, shot to the gut followed by an uppercut to the lower face (chin).

When coming straight at his face I throw my shoulder while turning on the balls of my feet, with my near 300 lbs it carries a lot of force behind it, gotta be sure to close your fist tight though with that as I broke a finger last time I did something like that, (30 years ago).

 

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