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Hyperimiator  3 stars
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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
Reapist posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

fact is, they know... and they like it!



This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.



Yeah they figured us out a long time ago. Women that are astonished/offended by looks at their assets are either lying and secretly like it or lack the self-confidence to truly know that everything is workin' for them.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?




and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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yeah, we like it, and the ones that feel dirty about it pretend to be offended.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
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Hyperimiator posted:



Yep, if she knew, she's be slappin' him.

Rho

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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This is sexist!

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
Fozzie_Bear posted:

but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.


why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?





and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.



They are smart enough to allow our egos to think we run everything, while they secretly pull the strings like a puppetmaster.


They are the ultimate shadow government.


I mean, do you REALLY think Helen of Troy was a helpless damsel caught up between two kingdoms? No way, she orchestrated the whole thing buy laying Paris hardcore and prompting the war. She knew what she was doing and because of that, she got Achilles killed.


And she had natural boobs.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen  4 stars
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NeoKarnak posted:

And she had natural boobs.



Glad to see you giving her the props where the props are due.

 

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NeoKarnak  2 stars
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Registered: 2009-12-21 18:31:34
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:

NeoKarnak posted:

And she had natural boobs.



Glad to see you giving her the props where the props are due.



She probably didn't need props. I'll bet they were the perkiest naturals ever.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
NeoKarnak posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?




and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.



They are smart enough to allow our egos to think we run everything, while they secretly pull the strings like a puppetmaster.

They are the ultimate shadow government.


I mean, do you REALLY think Helen of Troy was a helpless damsel caught up between two kingdoms? No way, she orchestrated the whole thing buy laying Paris hardcore and prompting the war. She knew what she was doing and because of that, she got Achilles killed.


And she had natural boobs.



She was one of the only women of the time wearing makeup from what I've heard. No idea if that's true or not.


a clever woman allows the man to feel he is in charge while she pulls the strings. Allowing a man to save face and feel like a king is crucial to his wellbeing.

 

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