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NonOffensiveName  3 stars
Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
-Kiande- posted:

NonOffensiveName posted:

FineYoungCannibals posted:

OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?

why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"

No - because it's natural, and if your kind did say that to me, I'd hit them in the fking face for being stupid.

whats natural to you is unnatural to me.

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
FineYoungCannibals posted:

OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?



whatisthisidonteven...


This was a stretch, grasshopper. You must wait for the joke's opportunity to present itself.
_Wintergreen_
Posts: 4
Registered: 2001-1-9 14:12:54
Yes.

>_>

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
NonOffensiveName posted:

FineYoungCannibals posted:

OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?

why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"



Straight guys don't pick up women in vaginas. Your analogy is confounding.

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Not yet.

 

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tsingtao2  3 stars
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Ah-Schoo posted:

You'd be famous if you were 2008.



hahahaha

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
tsingtao2 posted:

Ah-Schoo posted:

You'd be famous if you were 2008.



hahahaha

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
NonOffensiveName posted:

-Kiande- posted:

NonOffensiveName posted:

FineYoungCannibals posted:

OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?

why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"

No - because it's natural, and if your kind did say that to me, I'd hit them in the fking face for being stupid.

whats natural to you is unnatural to me.

You must love goats and sheep then

 

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