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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
regulator_cracka posted:

Sgian_Dubh posted:

Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!



The one in your mouth does not count.



LOLOL aaaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAOMG!

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
regulator_cracka posted:

Sgian_Dubh posted:

Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!

The one in your mouth does not count.

Bazinga.

Rho

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
winga posted:

One of my buddies dated a girl like that. She was very self conscious about it.



This chick isn't. Apparently she uses it as an 'icebreaker' at parties and shows it off to women who ask her about it.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
I have to wonder if both are fully functional. Testing is required.

 

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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
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regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Reapist posted:

I have to wonder if both are fully functional. Testing is required.



Just strap a sock to your wife and give them a go.

 

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Posts: 44
Registered: 2001-12-21 00:48:15
Ibbeh posted:

winga posted:

One of my buddies dated a girl like that. She was very self conscious about it.



This chick isn't. Apparently she uses it as an 'icebreaker' at parties and shows it off to women who ask her about it.



Ya know... I'd like to overhear that conversation as it evolves...


Oh, and HIT.


Twice of course.
regulator_cracka  4 stars
Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Some bonus pics and more to the story:


Quote:

Hazel Jones the Woman with Two Vaginas

A woman told how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.

Hazel Jones (1)

Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity twice. But she added she was so at ease with her body that she goes to sex clubs with her husband.

First, Hazel told ITV1?s This Morning hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield she was 18 before being diagnosed with uterus didelphys.

It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.

Hazel, of High Wycombe, Bucks, did not realise she was different until her periods started at 14. She said: “I told friends. They looked even more confused than me.”

Hazel Jones (2)Hazel Jones (3)Hazel Jones (4)Hazel Jones (5)Hazel Jones (6)

She went to hospital four years later to learn the truth. She added: “I thought it was amazing.”

Hazel told The Sun she and hubby Riki visited fetish clubs, explaining: “It shows how relaxed I am.

“My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it’s something I celebrate.”

Source: The Sun
















*She has reportedly also already turned down one, $1 million, offer for porn.

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
She's got a toy for each side! I wonder if its double the pleasure

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
If she did do pr0n, would a triple penetration scene be semi-gay?

 

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Ibbeh  2 stars
Posts: 469
Registered: 2003-5-7 18:59:05
Is two in the vagoo less gay because she has two vaginas?

 

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