Onslaught. posted:
My first experience with fake tits was a strip club when I had just turned 18.
A hot stripper hit me in the face with her tits. It about knocked me out. It was like being hip upside the head with two giant flesh covered hacky sacks....
The gayest thing you've ever seen me type is a story about how I got hit in the face with some tits filled with ball bearings at a strip club?
Giant Flesh Covered 'hacky sacks'? I mean, who the hell EVER calls precious big firm boobs 'hacky sacks'?
Maybe you got teabagged
and it actually hurt your head? - And yes I've had girlfriends with natural ones too that are just as fine - but I've never actually been hurt by a boob, and I can get pretty freaky haha - So back to your other story about how they were filled with ball bearings?
really? hacky sacks? now ball bearings?
you got teabagged
FYC 
