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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Immortal_Haze posted:

You'd appreciate this - went into the bathroom here last week and the toilet seat looked like a Wookie had used it to shave his balls. It honestly looked like the toilet seat was growing a beard.



I swear to god I'm going to start carrying a can of Lysol to the bathroom

(The disinfectant, not the poster)

 

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Albdestroyer  2 stars
Posts: 484
Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
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I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.



I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.
Immortal_Haze  2 stars
Posts: 498
Registered: 2002-1-31 17:54:09
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Immortal_Haze posted:

You'd appreciate this - went into the bathroom here last week and the toilet seat looked like a Wookie had used it to shave his balls. It honestly looked like the toilet seat was growing a beard.



I swear to god I'm going to start carrying a can of Lysol to the bathroom

(The disinfectant, not the poster)



You'll like this other experience I had last week. I'm in the stall closest to the wall. There are six stalls to my right (on the way out of the bathroom). Dude takes the one next to me in the empty bathroom (man code violation). Gets situated and drops a big noisy deuce. Wipes his ass, then stands up and takes a piss (WTF?) then leaves. The kicker...I glanced in the stall after I left and dude had pissed all over the seat.

 

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TheSixthSeal  1 star
Posts: 114
Registered: 2006-10-10 01:20:59
Dark_EternalFF posted:

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AT WORK

Also, and perhaps more importantly,

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UNABLE TO KEEP FROM CRAPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT

Thank God I fking look at it before plopping my keister down. JFC

ib4hemad



Yes, ALWAYS look. I think the amount of seat covers with piss on them to the seat covers without is like 5:1 at least. I always clean them off with TP anyways. Gross.
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
Albdestroyer posted:

-Accident- posted:

I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.



I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.



What is this I don't even

 

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HeartView  4 stars
Title: Be right back...
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2001-12-20 08:11:56
There was a time when people that messed up would be locked away for life or killed.

I long for those days to return.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
sorry about that, i had mechanically separated chicken last night

 

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Lynea  4 stars
Title: Dances with Trolls
Posts: 1,320
Registered: 2001-7-26 13:09:39
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.


What is this I don't even


They call that a fetish now. Fetish used to be something sexy and exciting. Now, it's generally sick and revolting.

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

-Accident- posted:

I'm always amazed at how gross other people can be. I wonder whether they feel ok with leaving a disgusting mess in public bathrooms because some other poor sucker has to clean it up.



I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.



What is this I don't even



Very much this. WTF.

 

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Brandun  4 stars
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
Lynea posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

I knew this one guy in high school, who would purposely make messes in the bathrooms. He would profanity all over the floor and piss all over the walls. Then he'd sit in one of the stalls until someone came to clean it up. He'd sit there and fap to the sound of them cleaning it up.

I know all this because one day he got caught and expelled.


What is this I don't even


They call that a fetish now. Fetish used to be something sexy and exciting. Now, it's generally sick and revolting.



true

 

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