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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Sgian_Dubh
Posts: 446
Registered: 2003-4-7 10:19:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush 
It must be something to have no shame.
No job is worth that kind of profanity.
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JD_HOGG
Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
Oh dear God ... ugh
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Sgian_Dubh posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
It must be something to have no shame.
How else do you think she lowered herself to marry me? 
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Chogram
Posts: 945
Registered: 2001-8-23 02:52:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Sgian_Dubh posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
It must be something to have no shame.
How else do you think she lowered herself to marry me?
Why not just cut it up with the plunger...
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Itab
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Can't lick the plunger clean.
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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JD_HOGG posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Find it and leave
At a previous job, my wife was once called on to unclog a toilet. When she went in there she found that whoever had previously used it had laid a single large turd so massive that it had blocked the entire bottom of the bowl.
She was forced to reach in and cut it up with a plastic knife before it would flush
Oh dear God ... ugh
Musta scanned past this post. JFC. 
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Dark_EternalFF
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Chogram posted:
Why not just cut it up with the plunger...
"We didn't have a plunger."
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TickyAtack
Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Messy bathroom accidents in public washrooms
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Find and leave.
Though, I have been the one someone found to clean it, and clean it I did
I rarely get grossed out though.
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Jezza_Belle
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Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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I went to work one Saturday morning super hung over, I did the "not knowing which end to put over the toilet" bit. I choose the rear end, managed to hold the puke off but did the spin/hurl immediately after finishing... it was a second too late, I projectile vomited over three walls of the bathroom stall, the floor, the toilet seat and the pipes behind the toilet.
I was the only one in the building, I tried to clean it up but what can you do with a few paper towels, water, and hand soap?
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