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Chogram  3 stars
Posts: 945
Registered: 2001-8-23 02:52:32
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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
AkagiyamaMissile posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

My money's on a shared shower without the use of towels afterward.



I'm leaning toward Amateur Squirt Pr0n.



for Ptilk's sake I sure hope not

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Hawkson  4 stars
Title: I AM AN ASSASSIN (SHH)
Posts: 1,791
Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
Definitely pee.

 

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Hawkson, Esq.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I'm pretty sure it wasn't pee.

Didn't taste salty anyways.....
Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
Ptilk posted:

I'm pretty sure it wasn't pee.

Didn't taste salty anyways.....



Oh Ptilk.. you are the best poster on this forum by far...

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
maybe they lit part of it on fire and their solution was to use the garden hose.

 

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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
Major-Spamming-Stone  1 star
Title: Easily Distrac..........LOOK SHINY!!!
Posts: 222
Registered: 2001-7-5 11:47:40
Would read again. Awaiting the sequel with anticipation!

 

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"but it's ok, he's much funnier when he's plural.." - Jezza_Belle
Adopted by Lynea
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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Chogram posted:


 

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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I'm gonna buy a new couch today and donate the wet one to goodwill.

I fricken hate Mondays....
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
I tried to give a couch to goodwill years ago and they wouldnt take it because there was a small tear in the fabric under where the cushions sat. I was like, "REALLY? I guess beggars CAN be choosers".

 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile

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