If you're trolling looking for ways to shave your balls/junk...go to a store and buy a set of nicer hair clippers.
Take these back to your home bathroom, and take off the guards, using the lowest possibly setting to trim up your area.
Work bottom to top, back to front. Do this in front of the toilet/in the tub (if the cord will reach/battery pack). Then take a shower. Be sure to clean the hair up.
Profit.
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