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Carefully read any texts you might get...PSA
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Carefully read any texts you might get...PSA
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Got a text from a number I didn't recognize. Said, "how you hanging old man".
I responded with, "To the right, half hard, and a bit bored with interweb porn" figured what the hell? I don't know this person anyway.
Upon rereading the text, I scrolled down and saw the signature....it was from my daughters girlfriend. Ooops.
Thankfully upon further discussion we worked out the fact that I didn't know it was her and she thought it was hilarious...but damn that could have been really bad.
I'm not so much embarrassed as I am sad. Jebus, what the hell was I thinking? 
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pkhere
Title: Yes, they are real
Posts: 2,683
Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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lol, ooops
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"I wish I could lag during sex." - Reapist
Jezza, so you know, you've been moved to the
number 1 spot of my list of people
with horrible taste on the board. -Wolfgar-
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Caoilin
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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seriously ptilk, i love you. 
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"Cao is really an asexual cricket from outer space" - Bernion
"I just wish you had man bits" - ShalisR
"i'll be your dirty ignorant redneck if you will be my drugged out cripple bitch" - shaggynuts24
"again, I'm stupid" - Brandun
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Kordirn
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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A+
Would read again.
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Gildash
Posts: 515
Registered: 2001-4-26 16:26:13
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Carefully read any texts you might get...PSA
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Lmao.
Wait how old is your daughter's girlfriend? What are we talking about here.
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
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AkagiyamaMissile
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Kordirn posted:
A+
Would read again.
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Stupidity is hard to get rid of, but at least I can admit I have a problem -Mithan-
Gobble Gobble Mother******! -Thankskilling
and off course divers license don't count either this sucks balls.-FD
Bring it on like Donkey Kong
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Kordirn
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Gildash posted:
Lmao.
Wait how old is your daughter's girlfriend? What are we talking about here.
I assume his daughter caught the gay from Caoilin.
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-Foxy-
Title: Moderator
Ãœber Brat
Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Caoilin posted:
seriously ptilk, i love you.
no kidding lol
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Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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Ptilk
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My daughter is 24, her girlfriend is 39.
My kid takes after me, we both love a sexy woman no matter what age she is. I'm pretty sure my kid isn't as stupid with texting as I am however. 
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Maybe her girlfriend wants a man for a change of pace.
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