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Element_X  1 star
Posts: 65
Registered: 2001-12-20 17:55:55
What I want to know is, how in the heck was she able to do it?

I mean, for me it was easy.


Anyway, a few things about my wife Id like to share

> In 12 years, Ive NEVER....let me repeat, NEVER heard her tell a lie. Not even a little white one. She wont even tell someone "hes not here" when they call and I ask her to. She's just simply the most honest person Ive ever known.

> Also, in all the time Ive known her, Ive NEVER heard her gossip. About anyone. She just refuses to give in to that.

> She cooks a meal or two a week and delivers it to a needy home

> She babysits for free.

> She has strong personal integrity. She doesn't need attention from the opposite sex to feel good about herself.

She doesn't curse, (I do all the time) and shes a loving mother.

> Another thing Ive noticed about her. Whenever shes able to drag me to church, (which is like pulling teeth) I get to see her in her true element. I notice that as soon as we walk in the door, she attracts a LOT of people to her. They always come running up to her, very excited, and is always bombarded by people who need her help. And she likes that! (psycho. I just want to be left alone)

> Lastly, and probably the most important (joke) SHE LOOKS SMOKING HOT IN THE NEW DRESS I BOUGHT HER. (/win, /flex)


Anyway, I don't know how Ive held onto her for so long, seeing that Im probably the polar opposite of her in every moral way, so I'll just hope my lucky streak continues.


Happy Anniversary Michelle

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
Title: *Pelvic Thrust*
Posts: 910
Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
PDAs suck so hard.

 

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Element_X  1 star
Posts: 65
Registered: 2001-12-20 17:55:55
OG_Loki posted:

PDAs suck so hard.



/agree

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Happy Anniversary to you two.
Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
Congrats to you both!
BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Because it's your anniversary I won't comment on the topics of religion, social discretion, fiscal responsibility, deception, linguistic freedom, or the downfall of modern fashion.

Have a great time.

 

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-Eps  3 stars
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does she put out

 

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happy anniversary to you both, you are both very lucky to have each other

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
Grats to the newlyweds.

 

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hope you had a good one!

 

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