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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
Albdestroyer posted:

seriously, someone in WI come do it for me. southern Wisconsin.



Alb, FFS....


Go to Youtube and watch how to do it...

 

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Albdestroyer  2 stars
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Registered: 2006-9-24 21:06:19
The knot comes out fine, but then i f*** it up somehow lol.
-Mithan-  4 stars
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Albdestroyer posted:

And I just realized I don't know how to tie a tie.

I've worn ties before, why have I never learned this?


lol

My first Job Interview ever (for Shaw Cable in Calgary back in 1999) forced me to do a Yahoo Search to learn to tie a tie about an hour before the interview.

Before that, my mother used to do them and I would carefully take the tie's off and leave the tie together so I could just pull it open my head and re-use it but the last time I used this particular tie, I had taken it apart.

 

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Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
clip ons or those zip ones are your friend.

 

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deadcactus  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
Drape it around your neck. Adjust so that the skinny end barely reaches your belly button. Proceed to tie as demonstrated on the videos. Final result should reach your belt but not pass it. If it doesn't try again, adjusting up or down using bellybutton as a reference until you get it...

Edit: What are you interviewing for? This is ACF, so I'm going to assume it's actually a deposition.

 

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Albdestroyer  2 stars
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IT internship.
Fallen_daemon  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-7-28 16:34:29
Albdestroyer posted:

IT internship.



since this is acf. i would say jail for committing a belt offence .

 

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deadcactus  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
Albdestroyer posted:

IT internship.



What the f*** do you need a tie for? I thought cargo shorts and a polo was as formal as you guys got...

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
-Mithan- posted:

Albdestroyer posted:

And I just realized I don't know how to tie a tie.

I've worn ties before, why have I never learned this?


lol

My first Job Interview ever (for Shaw Cable in Calgary back in 1999) forced me to do a Yahoo Search to learn to tie a tie about an hour before the interview.

Before that, my mother used to do them and I would carefully take the tie's off and leave the tie together so I could just pull it open my head and re-use it but the last time I used this particular tie, I had taken it apart.



I know how to tie a tie but still do this.

 

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suntzukali2  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 02:48:55
Internet is your friend.

http://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?p=how+to+tie+a+tie

 

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