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Ibbeh  2 stars
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Ungabhunga  2 stars
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Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39
A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose drinks.
A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose drinks.
That's well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice.
And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.
But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.
And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.
So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of moose's
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of goose's
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams
So, I'm warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Have I ever told you how lucky you are?

Or

Oh the thinks you can think

 

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-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
no contest: the places you'll go.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
Ungabhunga posted:

A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose drinks.
A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose drinks.
That's well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice.
And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.
But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.
And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.
So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of moose's
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of goose's
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams
So, I'm warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams.

THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout.


You know how's asleep out in Foona Lagoona?
Two very nice Foona Lagoona Baboona.

Rho

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Any other suggestions?

 

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ikkoikki  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-2-8 10:34:47
I think they're pretty much all boring nonsense, never dug Dr. Suess.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
Posts: 1,397
Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
A Jed is in bed. And the bed of a Jed
is the softest of beds in the world, it is said.

He makes it from pom poms he grows on his head.

And he's sleeping, right now, on the softest of fluff
Completely exhausted from growing the stuff.


Rho

 

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Rho is correct. - Varece
Venit hiems quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur
Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion
-Dyslexia-  1 star
Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
http://youtu.be/IQRWeZy-S8Q

The burning man one: http://youtu.be/ahv_1IS7SiE

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
ikkoikki posted:

I think they're pretty much all boring nonsense, never dug Dr. Suess.

That's because you still think they play basketball in the nba

 

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Mangler had an accident on the way home from the liquor store. He was run off the road and crashed into a woman's clinic. It was one giant Pabst smear.
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