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Author Topic: You're home alone, do you still close the door while pooping? [Locked]
-Foxy-  5 stars
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Itab  4 stars
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Never

 

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-Mithan-  4 stars
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Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
Do ACF'ers actually poop?

I just thought they posted on ACF to re-leave themselves.

 

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Steelwind_Oo  4 stars
Title: Lurking Oo
Posts: 1,789
Registered: 2000-9-30 10:26:30
Only time the bathroom door gets closed is when I shave usually...

Cold nose to the crotch + straight razor = bloody mess

 

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sliyurs  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
Hell, I barely close it when people are in the house.

 

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EbonDragon  4 stars
Title: 8bit epileptic
Posts: 1,041
Registered: 2002-12-21 19:14:06
I close it all the time. Never know if a burglar is going to bust in on you while you're droppin a deuce.
Matrix-Monkey
Posts: 25
Registered: 2001-3-2 13:03:15
Definitely. But I'm a nervous pooer. Can't go with anyone in the house unless its an emergency.
Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
I don't close the door when my wife is home, why would I close it when I'm alone?

 

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pkhere  4 stars
Title: Yes, they are real
Posts: 2,683
Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
no

 

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Ptilk  4 stars
Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
I've lived here for 8 months now, and don't think I've ever even tried to shut the bathroom door. Not sure it even works. Got a big potted plant sitting in front of it that I would have to move to try it.

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