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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? [Locked] |
BritonGuy  Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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1/1/00 12:00am
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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? |
Abstinence does wonders for the relationship. Instead of having sex, we play scrabble. Compared to the repetitive physical motions of coitus, Scrabble's ability to fire up your neurons is far superior. When you can lay down squeeze on the board there's really no need to squeeze your copulative organ.
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? |
The funny part is you do not even hide it. And the mods look the other way like when mithan gives mods the hernia test.......daily. 
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tillsb  Title: me
Posts: 463
Registered: 2003-7-24 20:45:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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Sometimes
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ACX  Posts: 248
Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? |
BritonGuy posted:
Abstinence does wonders for the relationship. Instead of having sex, we play scrabble. Compared to the repetitive physical motions of coitus, Scrabble's ability to fire up your neurons is far superior. When you can lay down squeeze on the board there's really no need to squeeze your copulative organ.
4/10. Too obvious.
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? |
Yup. Usually I'll whack out a couple while she's not around and then we'll have sex when she gets back.
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notmforce2k Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
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No one who says "copulative organ" deserves to get laid.
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Hyperimiator  Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
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Achim_LC Title: Knuckle Dragging Thug
Posts: 192
Registered: 2002-1-20 00:31:45
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My wife's sex drive is MUCH higher than mine so I rarely find the need.
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Jezza_Belle Title: =^.^=
Posts: 2,771
Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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self orgasms are totally different, masturbation is totally different than sex with another person for me.
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness.
Posts: 3,726
Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
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Date Posted:
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For those married, shacked up, or just getting some regularly. Do you still masturbate? |
Well at least I am not alone then.
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Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80
If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours.
Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways.
The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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